Sep 10 2009
60 Buzzkills That Will Ruin Your High
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I figured a picture of Buzz Killington from Family Guy would be a good way to lead into my article on the worlds worst buzzkills. If you are not sure what a buzzkill check out how the urban dictionary defines it or check out this Buzz Killington clip.
That pretty well defines it. A buzzkill is a person or event that ruins a (usually weed-induced) good time. Whether it is something that happens beforehand, during or after the actual smoking occurs, it can have an effect on the overall experience. It may not always be negative but as long as the experience is gone, it’s gone.
Here are 60 of the worst buzzkills of all time.
- Bee/insect stings
- Cops
- Playing ouiji
- People calling who talk way too much
- Losing your weed
- The smell in the air after you just spilled your bong water
- People who ask really dumb questions
- Your kid walking in while your toking, asking “what’s that smell daddy?”
- Friends breaking things in your house (like a bowl or a bong)
- People rushing you to smoke when they didn’t put in on it
- Someone complaining about all their problems while you guys are high
- Facing your parents
- High maintenance girls
- Being around people who freak out or can’t handle their high
- Trying to find a parking space
- Friends (or you) getting sick and throwing up
- Diarrhea
- Dealing with loud, belligerent, drunken friends
- Showers
- Food, especially milk for me
- Getting into a car accident
- Being around someone who is smoking and doesn’t offer or share any with you
- Being around a friend who just got their heartbroken
- Nagging girlfriends
- Driving while people are arguing about where to go next
- Being around people who try extra hard to act like they are high. You don’t have to act like a complete idiot
- Smoking for the first time and finding out you are allergic to weed (if that’s possible)
- Airhorn to your ear
- Getting into a fight
- Food poisoning
- Dropping your dutch in the toilet
- Really cold weather
- Swimming
- Loud noise
- Scary movies
- Untimely business calls
- Any kind of physical activity
- Bright lights
- Having to watch a current Nicholas Cage or Ice Cube movie
- Blue balls
- When someone calls you and needs a ride after you just smoked
- Sitting down, getting bud, pack the bowl, and no lighter…fuck
- Hanging out with people who make jokes that aren’t funny
- Big, mean, or angry dogs
- Pessimists
- People who are excessively paranoid
- Realizing your stash is done
- Having a girlfriend/family member/friend, that disapproves of you smoking, catching you smoking
- Being lost
- Catching a cheating partner
- Work
- Your boss
- A Spider Crawling on your face
- Smoking with people who complain about your weed
- Forgetting about that oral presentation you had today
- Stubbing your toe badly
- Getting robbed
- Having to go to the hospital for any reason
- Ending up in jail
- Reading long posts about things that kill your buzz
I know I didn’t get them all. What other buzzkills can you guys think of. Do you have any stories? Share them in the comments everyone.
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taking a hit and pulling weed into your mouth. bleh
I don't think scary movies kill the buzz, maybe really sad movies or something that you personally don't like.
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hahaha great list! Although i wouldn't say food is a buzz kill… overall good post
horribly wrong.
even worse ripping on a blunt and resin hitting the back of your throat…learn how to roll bitches lol
I have to disagree with the swimming thing, I love to go swimming when I am stoned.
whoever came up with this is a retard. finding out your allergic to weed (if thats possible)??? dumbass.
I have a friend who swears she's allergic to weed! She says she tried it a few times while in high school and got horribly sick each time so she has eternally sworn off weed. I didn't think it was possible, but apparently some people really are allergic to weed!
BTW, the pic of that dude spewing is just wrong!
yea me too
Eit is possible to be allergic, look it up….quite a sad thingnter text right here!
Had a brutal buzzkill just last week. Helping a good buddy move outta town, took a smoke break while taking his dog for a nice long walk by a river. About a mile away from the house-dog gets a sliver in his paw and we had to take turns carrying this big as dog back to his house on a 90 degree day!
Energy drinks are buzz kills. Well they are for me.
Trying to smoke the clip and it flying into your mouth still lit.
Hahahahhahaha.
Went snorkeling in Hawaii deeply stoned. Uh.. amazing.
your friend vomiting on you. and it being collard greens.
this list is a bummer. all bad things
reading all these.
i just gotta say that takin a shower or swimming while your madd high is such a great feeling. and watchin a terrifying movie while your toasted can be great too cus everything just seems CRAZY.