Apr 22 2009
The 15 Ugliest Athletes Of All Time
For the most part, athletes don’t have to be attractive in order to gain the affection of females. If you are a big time college sports player or in the NBA or NFL, it will only be a matter of time before the groupies flock to you. Whether you are attractive, average or just plain ugly, as a baller you will get female attention left and right but it most likely won’t be the kind of attention that you would want to commit yourself to.
With that being said, this post is not meant to take a jab at any of these guys manhood, I am sure their millions of dollars can get them far more random women than I could ever dream to slay. In terms of looks though, these guys are impoverished.
It is too difficult for me as a straight male to rank which of these men are uglier than the other so this list is in no particular order, each one of these guys could potentially take the top spot.
Marko Jaric
Greg Oden
AC Green
Tyrone Hill
Pau Gasol
Shannon Sharpe
Randy Johnson
Mark McGwire
Patrick Ewing
Dirk Nowitzki
George Muresan
Popeye Jones
The 1985 Boston Celtics
Dennis Rodman
Sam Cassell
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why is shannon sharpe crying?
Any ugly athlete list without Otis Nixon or Willie McGee does not count.
Tyrone Hill looks like Jimmie Walker
umm.obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder. but i’d just say you are racist.
j/k yo.
Great Rodman photos.. but dude.. most of those guys are not ugly. Ewing, Green and Jaric look cool to me.
Erm…let me introduce you to beauty of Carlos Tevez http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/13/carlos_tevez_the_associated_press.jpg
And Iain Dowie
http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470×300.jpg
Now they’re in a class of their own. Iain Dowie’s looks were transferred to Dirk Kuyt who looks like him and they both remind me of the film, The Goonies.
@Sarah – LoL!!!! Everyone should check out those two guys. I didn’t even know about those guys but they definitely need to be on my list… doh!!
how can you not include alex ovechkin?
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Sam is an ugly human being haha
DJ Mbenga is worth an honorable mention at the very least
Wow! This list sucks!! Like seriously sucks!! Chicago Bulls resident he/she, Joakim Noah beats all these guys hands down. And don’t hockey players count? Mike Ricci, Chris Simon and Ovechkin need to be on here. And can you explain how a list of “ugliest athletes of alltime” doesn’t have any chicks on this list? Just because they have pussies doen’t mean they arn’t gross.
Here’s at least a couple that will make you vomit in your mouth:
Martina Navratilova
http://www.womenssportsnet.com/Portals/57ad7180-c5e7-49f5-b282-c6475cdb7ee7/images/tennis/olympics/Navratilova_Martina.jpg
Venus Williams
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LGX-ae7EQBI/RzKit-zcvNI/AAAAAAAABOw/SA6Q-1S66pQ/s400/VenusWilliamsInMadridCoac50948453ChJoReSh1172007114058PM.jpg
Haley Wickenheiser
http://www.essomedals.com/images/content_woc_wickenheiser.jpg
Crystl Bustos
http://www.usasoftball.com/uploads/bustos/bustos01.jpg
Marshawn Lynch ain’t winning no beauty pageants…
Looks like I am going to have to make another list with even more athletes I forgot, LoL…. Thanks for the feedback everyone.
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Can’t forget about Dirk Kuyt and Yossi Benayoun if we are talking about ugly footballers.
Seriously, Julian Tavarez is easily #1, this list is retarded
An all-time ugly list cannot include only recent players…and Don Mossi is the ugliest athlete ever.
Rod Brind’Amour takes the cake, sorry man.
http://thehockeywriters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/article_17399_2.jpg
no joakin noah? are you serious?
jaric or w/e isn’t ugly.
why is shannon sharpe crying?
why did we let dennis rodman’s behavior fly?
What about Raul Ibanez?
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How about jason Kidd, brett favre or reggie miller?
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Sheldon Williams – hands down
KOBE BRYANT is Homely lookin!
ewww Marko Jaric is Fugly!!!
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Marco is cute, youre crazy!