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Apr 22 2009

The 15 Ugliest Athletes Of All Time

Published by houroc under Lists, Say What?

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For the most part, athletes don’t have to be attractive in order to gain the affection of females. If you are a big time college sports player or in the NBA or NFL, it will only be a matter of time before the groupies flock to you. Whether you are attractive, average or just plain ugly, as a baller you will get female attention left and right but it most likely won’t be the kind of attention that you would want to commit yourself to.

With that being said, this post is not meant to take a jab at any of these guys manhood, I am sure their millions of dollars can get them far more random women than I could ever dream to slay. In terms of looks though, these guys are impoverished.

It is too difficult for me as a straight male to rank which of these men are uglier than the other so this list is in no particular order, each one of these guys could potentially take the top spot.

Marko Jaric

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Greg Oden

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AC Green

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Tyrone Hill

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Pau Gasol

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Shannon Sharpe

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Randy Johnson

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Mark McGwire

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Patrick Ewing

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Dirk Nowitzki

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George Muresan

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Popeye Jones

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The 1985 Boston Celtics

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Dennis Rodman

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Sam Cassell

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31 Responses to “The 15 Ugliest Athletes Of All Time”

  1. gibbs12on 22 Apr 2009 at 09:42

    why is shannon sharpe crying?

  2. GMoneyon 22 Apr 2009 at 10:17

    Any ugly athlete list without Otis Nixon or Willie McGee does not count.

  3. Danielon 22 Apr 2009 at 10:54

    Tyrone Hill looks like Jimmie Walker

  4. martinon 22 Apr 2009 at 14:16

    umm.obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder. but i’d just say you are racist.

    j/k yo.

  5. ZBon 22 Apr 2009 at 15:36

    Great Rodman photos.. but dude.. most of those guys are not ugly. Ewing, Green and Jaric look cool to me.

  6. sarahon 22 Apr 2009 at 17:13

    Erm…let me introduce you to beauty of Carlos Tevez http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/13/carlos_tevez_the_associated_press.jpg

    And Iain Dowie
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/hampshire/content/images/2005/12/09/gallery36_470×300.jpg

    Now they’re in a class of their own. Iain Dowie’s looks were transferred to Dirk Kuyt who looks like him and they both remind me of the film, The Goonies.

  7. hourocon 22 Apr 2009 at 20:24

    @Sarah – LoL!!!! Everyone should check out those two guys. I didn’t even know about those guys but they definitely need to be on my list… doh!!

  8. senor mulleton 22 Apr 2009 at 22:14

    how can you not include alex ovechkin?

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  10. M1fournieron 23 Apr 2009 at 07:30

    Sam is an ugly human being haha

  11. hourocon 23 Apr 2009 at 11:11

    DJ Mbenga is worth an honorable mention at the very least

  12. Steve Lon 23 Apr 2009 at 11:20

    Wow! This list sucks!! Like seriously sucks!! Chicago Bulls resident he/she, Joakim Noah beats all these guys hands down. And don’t hockey players count? Mike Ricci, Chris Simon and Ovechkin need to be on here. And can you explain how a list of “ugliest athletes of alltime” doesn’t have any chicks on this list? Just because they have pussies doen’t mean they arn’t gross.

    Here’s at least a couple that will make you vomit in your mouth:

    Martina Navratilova
    http://www.womenssportsnet.com/Portals/57ad7180-c5e7-49f5-b282-c6475cdb7ee7/images/tennis/olympics/Navratilova_Martina.jpg

    Venus Williams
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LGX-ae7EQBI/RzKit-zcvNI/AAAAAAAABOw/SA6Q-1S66pQ/s400/VenusWilliamsInMadridCoac50948453ChJoReSh1172007114058PM.jpg

    Haley Wickenheiser
    http://www.essomedals.com/images/content_woc_wickenheiser.jpg

    Crystl Bustos
    http://www.usasoftball.com/uploads/bustos/bustos01.jpg

  13. Mike Don 23 Apr 2009 at 11:38

    Marshawn Lynch ain’t winning no beauty pageants…

  14. hourocon 23 Apr 2009 at 11:41

    Looks like I am going to have to make another list with even more athletes I forgot, LoL…. Thanks for the feedback everyone.

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  16. Mike Fon 23 Apr 2009 at 13:14

    Can’t forget about Dirk Kuyt and Yossi Benayoun if we are talking about ugly footballers.

  17. Blackouton 24 Apr 2009 at 19:01

    Seriously, Julian Tavarez is easily #1, this list is retarded

  18. t-puffon 24 Apr 2009 at 20:40

    An all-time ugly list cannot include only recent players…and Don Mossi is the ugliest athlete ever.

  19. Matt Con 26 Apr 2009 at 02:31

    Rod Brind’Amour takes the cake, sorry man.

    http://thehockeywriters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/article_17399_2.jpg

  20. boobson 26 Apr 2009 at 10:05

    no joakin noah? are you serious?

  21. modion 01 May 2009 at 13:57

    jaric or w/e isn’t ugly.

    why is shannon sharpe crying?

    why did we let dennis rodman’s behavior fly?

  22. Craneon 17 Jun 2009 at 16:59

    What about Raul Ibanez?

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  25. snappoon 03 Sep 2009 at 15:22

    How about jason Kidd, brett favre or reggie miller?

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  27. Markon 04 Sep 2009 at 21:59

    Sheldon Williams – hands down

  28. Glen Danzigon 19 Nov 2009 at 09:06

    KOBE BRYANT is Homely lookin!

  29. Nancy85on 19 Nov 2009 at 09:08

    ewww Marko Jaric is Fugly!!!

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  31. Lindaon 15 Mar 2010 at 14:58

    Marco is cute, youre crazy!

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