Everyday at 4:20 pm EST, there will be a new random funny video for you to smoke and laugh at. If you have a funny video that should be a 4:20 Flick, hit me up with it on twitter or send me and email at tips@hailmaryjane.com.
As everyone knows, the Oscars were on last night. Jesse James’ wife and THE DUDE got Best Actress and Best Actor Wins, and my personal favoriteThe Hurt Locker destroyed the psyches of all the Avatar fans, by winning the Oscar for Best Picture. I was giddy with happiness, and hope Avatar dorks used their tears to lubricate themselves as they masturbated with their Na’vi doll’s. See all the winners here.
It brings special satisfaction to Katheryn Bigelow (the director of Hurt Locker AND POINT BREAK above right) whobecame the first woman ever to win for best director. Also, when The Hurt Locker beat out Avatar for best picture, it brought her a supplemental dose of revenge because she was married to Jimmy Cameron from 1989-1991. Pile on the fact that she is SMOKIN’ HOT for her age (58), and Suzy Amis–Cameron’s current wife pictured top left–isn’t. So big ups to Bigelow for breaking the director’s glass ceiling AND shoving it in her exes face.
Most readers already know what happened, and if not, you probably already will once this finally gets posted, but check out HMJ’s favorite moment of the night after the jump. Continue Reading »
By now most of you have probably heard of the internet dancing sensations that go by the twerk team. If you haven’t you need to be reading HMJ more because I wrote about them a while back and you weren’t paying attention? Shame on you! Subscribe to our feed RIGHT now!
Anyway, a rep for them sent me this video for your viewing pleasure. Even though no girls are naked, this is still probably NSFW.
Here’s a Kid Cudi leak that didn’t make MOTM but may be featured on his latest album “Cudder”. It’s called “I do my thing” ft Snoop Dogg produced by Rashad “Ringo” Smith (not Dr. Dre as rumor has it). I think it stands up to my Cudder standards, what do you guys think?
“We shining, we rolling, we sipping, we smoking, we living, we happy… They mad? FUCK EM!”
“Mary Jane Of The Moment” is a new feature where I will show you a new cute chick with weed every single day because who doesn’t love hot girls and weed? If you have a pic or you want to be featured here, email me at Lenny@hailmaryjane.com or hit me up on twitter.
“Would You Smoke With” is where we come up with a new celebrity, historical figure, or random person and you guys will vote and comment on whether or not you would smoke with them. These are not necessarily people who are verified smokers, it’s just a hypothetical situation. We want to hear from you guys so leave comments. If you have a suggestion for who we should smoke with, hit us up with it on twitter or send an and email to Lenny@hailmaryjane.com
Two very funny guys, who can bring news to anyone in a funny way. Both are great at making bad news sound funny. They both are awesome at showing how are amazing government screws up. Jon Stewart has always been funny, even in Big Daddy. But Colbert has, I think, passed him up. Colbert’s show is much funnier to me. I have stopped watching The Daily Show and started watching The Colbert Report instead. Although, I would much rather smoke with Jon Stewart. He seems like a much more chill guy in real life. Colbert would be jumping all over the couch and screaming after two bong rips, and I don’t need that shit. Pass that joint my way Stewart.
My homie, Sey, sent this one threw a couple days, more like a couple weeks ago and WOW! This track is some straight up Smoken Made Music. A great remix of Xplosion. Check his twitter @SeyMC and his blog Choclidcayc. Now, sit back and smoke a joint to this one people…
Everyday at 4:20 pm EST, there will be a new random funny video for you to smoke and laugh at. If you have a funny video that should be a 4:20 Flick, hit me up with it on twitter or send me and email at tips@hailmaryjane.com.
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