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Dame Dash is a funny guy. According him, Soccer Star David Beckham was jealous of him when he worked with Beckham's wife, Victoria Beckham, in 2003. Dame claims that Davey boy thought they had more than just a "professional" relationship.

"I wouldn't blame David if he was jealous. It's understandable. I was hanging out with his beautiful wife all the time.

"I think he thought there was something going on between the two of us. I know they had a conversation about it.

"But everyone knew we were just friends. But who can blame him? I'm a fly guy."

I'm pretty sure that was around the time David was accused of having an affair with his assistant Rebecca Loos. Maybe she was just playing David to make him jealous or maybe she was getting some BBC. Who knows but apparently she made her husband jealous.

Nike has a reputation for coming up with some of the best commercials around. They also seem to pick the best music and really give you a good feel for what the professional athlete goes through (even if they are a little unrealistic sometimes in order to sell shoes).

This commercial give you a first person view for a superstar soccer player though. Even if you don't like soccer, I think you'll love this commercial. In my opinion this may be one of the best Nike commercials they've ever come up with. It's called Take It To The Next Level - Directors cut.

Ok so I really don't know who is playing in this game or where it is but I do know this, the soccer player in this video must have been like 'what the fuck?!?!' I got annoyed watching it and I wasn't even there. In this video a soccer player gets trapped in a bunch of streamers on the field. It is fitting that the video starts out with Waldo on it because after the streamers start coming down, you really can't even see the guy anymore.

I promised myself that I wouldn't post anymore pics about soccer players with their WAGs in bikinis.... then I found these pics and said fuck it. Here are some pics of Wayne Rooney and his WAG Coleen McLoughlin on their honeymoon in Las Vegas.

I can't really tell from these pics whether shes hot or not. Thank goodness for google image search....

ehhhh, I'll pass. Thats all you Wayne.

[Images via On 205th]

Forget basketball, forget football, and we're not even gonna mention baseball (unless your Derek Jeter). Soccer players definitely pull the cutest girls. Here are some pics of Italian Soccer Star Francesco Totti getting down with a few cuties during the grueling soccer offseason.

When I made this blog I didn't intend for it to turn out like a soccer star with chicks in bikini blog but your reading this post right? So I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I love girl in bikini's too so even if no one reads this, I enjoyed it.

[Kickette]

Soccer is just like any other sport. You write up different defensive tactics to stop the other team from scoring. At the end of the day though whatever works is what needs to be done to win, however during the LA Galaxy/DC United game yesterday, Luciano Emilio had some an interesting defensive plan.

He decided that he would use his groin to block a shot attempt by David Beckham. Ouch. Hopefully he already has a family because he's not gonna be able to have kids anymore after that shot.

Congrats to the Spanish team for winning the Euro 2008 Championship. Yesterday they defeated the German team in the finals 1-0 on a goal by Fernando Torres in the 33rd minute. Celebrations commenced all over Spain.

While the game was going on, there was an erotic film festival going on in Barcelona. The name of the 3 day event is the International Erotic Film Festival of Barcelona (FICEB) and it features performances by buxom strippers and appearances by top porn stars. Sounds like fun.

Usually around 50,000 people attend these events but this year only about 15,000 people stopped by. You can blame soccer for it. About 17 million people in Spain were glued to their TV sets.

FICEB director Juli Simon blamed the lower-than-expected turnout on the fact that the festival's opening day coincided with Spain's 3-0 Euro 2008 semi-final win over Russia which drew a record Spanish television audience of 17 million.

"Football is one of the few things that can compete with sex," he told private television station Telecinco.

I guess when you've had a drought of 44 years since your last Euro Championship, that takes precedent over everything.