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Damn. That had to hurt and after the pain goes away you still have to run around and finish the game. I would be one of those assholes that wouldn't have let him live that one down for the rest of the game.

Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes Ferrari

Ahhhh, to be young and have lots of money to waste....

The sports car was badly damaged when it was involved in the smash at 10.20am today on the A538 Wilmslow Road, but the 23-year-old footballer was not hurt.

His car crashed in the tunnel which takes traffic under the airport runways between Wilmslow and Hale, Cheshire.

The Portuguese star was able to get out of the crashed car and showed no sign of injury. He was being spoken to at the scene by police investigating the incident.

What a clown. I wish I had gwop like that to just ruin Ferrari's like that. Actually no I don't because if I did, I would be on Ferrari 6 or 7 by now.

Don't fuck with David Beckham and his family. Well you can fuck with them but don't take pictures of them in public or else you may wind up getting your ass kicked.

The LA Times reported yesterday that David Beckham was chased down by some paparazzi and a frustrated Beckham, stopped the car and got some of his body guards to beat the paparazzi guys up and take their camera.

Francois Navarre, co-owner of the X-17 online photo agency, said one of his photographers was tailing Beckham near Beverly Drive and Little Santa Monica Boulevard about 4 p.m. Sunday when the footballer apparently decided he was tired of the unwanted attention. Beckham stopped his car and confronted the pap, whom he ordered out of the car, Navarre said.

Moments later, Navarre said, the soccer star's security detail moved in, administering a beat-down and tossing his camera in the garbage. There were reports that the photographer was also handcuffed. Beverly Hills police said they are trying to sort out the situation, although Navarre said there is videotape of the incident, which another photographer gave to police, that has not been returned.

Celebrities can have such short tempers. I mean come on. Don't you know that everyone wants to know what you are doing at all times of the day (including when you take a shit) and the paparazzi will do whatever it takes (including sitting in a tree outside of your window) to get them what they want.

Privacy shmivacy.

It's funny because I didn't see Becks beating anyone up when these pics were being taken. Maybe he was just driving the crummy Benz and he couldn't stand for anyone to see him in that.

This week was the final of the Red Bull Street Style Soccer tournament in Sao Paulo, Brazil. There were players who gathered from all over the world to show off their soccer skills and impress the Brazilian ladies, who are IMO the hottest women in the world.

CCTV - With players from 44 countries taking part in qualifications, the final day at the city's Estadio Municipal pitted highly talented players against each other to perform skillful moves. The contenders faced the daunting prospect of performing in front of some of the world best-loved football judges, with Dutch football star Edgar Davids joined by 1994 World Cup winner Bebeto.

The guy that won the tourney is a 24 year old from France named Arnaud Garnier. You've probably never heard of him but apparently he's pretty good with balls.

European Soccer games are infamous for huge brawls breaking out. If you ask a European about their soccer football, they will tell you that it's their life and don't fuck with their team. They also happen to like football a lot of South America too.

They like it so much, they didn't want to be outdone by some silly European's in any aspect, including the post match brawl.

Yahoo - A pitched battle followed in which rival fans attacked each other with iron bars and used the corner flags as weapons.

Despite the trouble, no arrests or injuries were reported.

You know you're in a cool country when you can use flag poles as spears and still not even get arrested. At the end of the day though, I'm gonna have to give this brawl a thumbs down. There were no arrests, no injuries? Girls do worst things to each other when they fight over me.

David Beckham is a lucky guy. He is an extremely gifted athlete, he dates a gorgeous wife and he has some of the hottest cars you will ever see.

So of course when you at that level of celebrity status, you get to watch all of the basketball games from the front row but Becks really isn't too concerned with the game. Again he's oggling at girls, nice.

You would've thought he would've learned his lesson the last time.

I am average soccer fan, whenever the World Cup is on I'll usually check it out and I've even seen a few MLS games.

One of the biggest things that got me into soccer wasn't the actual sport though, it's things like this and this that help to keep my love of the beautiful sport going.

So naturally when I run across videos like this one from World Star Hip Hop of banned hotties juggling (soccer) balls in scantily clad outfits, I'm all over it.

Here is a message to anyone who may be thinking about allowing your daughter to become a cheerleader.

[The Spoiler]

I live in America so naturally I don't ever get the chance to follow soccer. It's just not a big thing here. In America we are mainly concerned with football, basketball and baseball.

Even though I don't follow it, it's hard not to know who Christiano Ronaldo is. The problem is that we know him more for things like this and this, instead of the things that made famous in the first place.

So for those of you who, like me, live in America and don't really follow soccer that much here is a video of some of his skills that even someone who doesn't follow the sport should appreciate.

The only problem with the video is the annoying music but after a while you can just tune it out.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you say to a women with a big ass boot print on her stomach?

Don't fuck with Brazilian police.

Here is a video of a woman in Brazil who wasn't happy about the game she was watching being delayed. Police showed up to calm down the crowd but she didn't want to calm down at all. Bad idea.

Now I'm sure we've all seen police brutality videos before (especially if you live in New York or LA) but this one is definitely different than most. Most of the time you don't see 4 grown ass men taking on 1 woman. I guess whatever it takes to get some aggression out.

[Macho Chip]