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So yesterday a nasty viral rumor hit the internet. After the death of Michael Jackson this week, some asshole somewhere decided it would a good idea to make a blog, act like the kid that accused Mike of molesting him back in 1993, and say that he lied. Things like this make me realize why mainstream media doesn't like us bloggers. You have to delve a little deeper to get to the bottom of it.

First of all, the letter was originally placed on a blog that had been newly created on wordpress.com. It wasn't linked up to any legitimate sources and wasn't even written in proper English. Then it got picked up by some media outlets, got on twitter as a trend and the rest was history.

Why this was taken seriously is beyond me.  I actually agree with the mainstream guys when stuff like this happens but everyone needs to not be so god damn gullible.  We'll believe anything we see on the internet....  Anyway, here is the original letter with some corrections provided by another no name blog.  LoL....

After the sudden death of Michael Jackson, Evan Jordan [Evan is his father's name] Chandler tells the truth.

In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. [Copied from Wikipedia: "Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation, and oral sex, as well as giving a description of what he alleges were the singer's genitals"] The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.

Now, maybe for the out of remorse of for his death, Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”. [This whole part is poorly written and I'm not going to validate it by correcting the terrible writing.]Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…

Under the influence of a controversial father (Jordan Evan [Clearly the person writing this failed to even understand the Wikipedia article that he sourced his information from] Chandler) told his son to tell say that Jackson had touched his penis.[ ]Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals. [Even worse than before, this is just a direct quotation from Wikipedia.]
” Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor.” [This is simply terrible English and no respectable reporter would write this badly. This is because this person is not a reporter, he is simply attention-seeking.]

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At this point, no one really knows what happened except that kid. If he did get molested, this whole story is fucked up and should have been left alone. If he was lying from the getgo, that's really fucked up. I am not going to sit here and speculate on that because I really don't know what happened but I will request to the internets to just LET MJ REST IN PEACE. Cut the shit. This whole situation is already hard enough on all his fans (including me) but we don't need this bullshit to make it even worse.

What is one way you would NOT want to die?

Normally I don't write about things like this, but the thought of it occurring to me, of course while high.  The first thought that popped into my head was drowning.

Which would suck.

After thinking more about it and getting help from my friends on twitter, came up with this immense list of horrible ways to die.  I should warn about a couple of things before reading this though.  One is, it contains some graphic scenes and language that might completely blow your high.  Two, some of there are far fetched like #77, but they are all possible.

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Now there's an elephant that knows what he wants out of life.

All I have to say is wow. I thought celebrities would have known better by now, unless of course, they sold the pics themselves and wanted this to happen. Shout outs to Necole for getting the pics... Go ----->

I've heard of and seen some pretty bad last names in my lifetime. Names that you can't help but massacre when you try to pronounce them because it is 17 letters long. Those kind of names that you know that no one ever gets right when they read it are bad, but I think this last name may be worse.

In order to prevent my child from years of torment and low self esteem, I would change my name immediately.

On this blog, I usually make my best effort to be somewhat funny. I am a very sarcastic person by nature so that reflects in my blog posts. I take stabs at just about every sex, race (especially my own), sexual orientation, or anyone who is easily offended. Sometimes I don't feel like being funny.

That is where these guys come in. There are many comedy weed heads but here are some guys who had enough balls to actually come out and talk about their love for the green, in a funny way. Good times.

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Here is a video of a guy attempting to play and enjoy MLB 2k9. Well actually it is a video of a video of him trying to enjoy the game. Doesn't look like it really worked out though.

The game developers might want to check out why the guy is doing evasive maneuvers just to pick up a baseball that is right at his feet. Doing flips when the ball is rolling over your feet is not a good look.

For the most part, athletes don't have to be attractive in order to gain the affection of females. If you are a big time college sports player or in the NBA or NFL, it will only be a matter of time before the groupies flock to you. Whether you are attractive, average or just plain ugly, as a baller you will get female attention left and right but it most likely won't be the kind of attention that you would want to commit yourself to.

With that being said, this post is not meant to take a jab at any of these guys manhood, I am sure their millions of dollars can get them far more random women than I could ever dream to slay. In terms of looks though, these guys are impoverished.

It is too difficult for me as a straight male to rank which of these men are uglier than the other so this list is in no particular order, each one of these guys could potentially take the top spot.

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Naked Guys Dancing On Sweden's Got Talent

Most of you are probably familiar with the NBC show America's Got Talent. There are a lot of international versions of the show as well. This clip is from the Swedish version of the show and these guys in the video prove that America's talent is way different than Sweden's talent.

Remind me to skip Sweden when I tour Europe.

Hamster in a Wok

Here is a video of someone who decided that a giving the hamster a mini treadmill wasn't good enough. The hamster needed a better workout and from the looks of things, he got it.

It's all laughs until the hamster shits in your wok though.