Now That’s One Way To Start A Conversation With The Ball Girl

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Here is a video of a very smooth tennis player named Michael Llodra doing his best to get the attention of the young ball girl. It's always better to have a unique approach with females and I'm will to bet that no guys have ever started a conversation with her by crashing into her like this. Funny stuff!

This Just In, Usain Bolt Is Pretty Fast

Here is a video of Usain Bolt opening up a can of you know what at this 150 metre race in Manchester. The race isn't even close as you can see. If I'm not mistaken, Usain "used to" smoke marijuana. Guess that's another another olympic athlete that, even though he has smoked marijuana, he is still chillin.

Manny Pacquiao Hits Really Hard

Manny Pacquiao vs. Ricky Hatton [Full Fight]

Manny Pacquiao took it to Ricky Hatton. If you look at Hatton's face after the first knockdown, you can tell that he knows that he got himself into a lot of trouble. He was valiant though because he tried to fight through it but unfortunately for him, things didn't work out so well.

Seeing this fight makes me want to see a matchup between Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather. Mayweather had his way with Ricky Hatton but it took him nine rounds to finish him off. It only took Pacquiao a round and a half.

Who do you guys think would win in a Mayweather vs Pacquiao fight?

Life Was Good For Golfers With Tiger Gone

Heeeeee's baaaaaaacccckkkkkk,

As I Take Hits From The Bong

14-times Olympic gold medal winner Michael Phelps caught with cannabis pipe

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I know I'm the last to report this but oh well. Michael Phelps was caught smoking from a bong!!! See? You can smoke weed and then win 8 gold medals. Take that non-smokers.

Michael Phelps was secretly dating a chick who goes to the University of South Carolina. When he went to visit her in November, he went crazy. Partying every night, drinking and smoking.

There is nothing wrong with all of that in my eyes. Just don't get caught. If anyone has camera phones, confiscate those shits.

Here are some quotes from the snitches who sent this picture in to News Of The World and witness a lot of Michael Phelps fuckery.

“He arrived with a group of girls hanging all over him. Jaws hit the floor when he walked in. You don’t get many celebrities in Columbia, so when Phelps comes to your party it’s a very big deal.

“He didn’t know many people so you’d think he’d be a little shy. But he was loud, obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go.

“Every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He couldn’t get enough of all the attention.

“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do.

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

Michael Phelps has since acknowledged "regrettable behavior" and "bad judgement". The only thing that was regrettable about it was that he got caught and the bad judgement was trusting whoever he was partying with to not sell him up the river.

Now the good thing is, he isn't going to lose his major endorsements which is good considering that he wasn't smoking anything like crack and he is only 23 years old.

I actually wasn't a big fan of Michael Phelps before. I thought it was cool that he won all those medals but I thought he looked funny with dumbo ears. I still think that but now he added a few coolness points.

In The Meantime….

Have some school business to take care of today so I won't be posting anything until later on. Here is a little something to hold you.

A video from the Antonio Margarito Vs Shane Mosley fight.

I'll holla.

Ana Ivanovic Is Wifed Up

Tennis's hottest player is no longer on the market. Ana Ivanovic has a new boyfriend who also happens to be another pro tennis player, Fernando Verdasco. Of course he is no where near the man that I am but if she wants to settle for semi rich, spanish, professional athletes she can be my guest. I'll go ahead and hold down the big girls. :-P

“It’s true I’m dating Fernando. We met at the US Open, and then it all started,” former world ranked no. 1 said. “At present, we are knowing each other and getting adapted to our relationship. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m very happy with him.”

I know you all will be disappointed but look at it on the bright side, you couldn't have gotten her anyway.

Boxers Are Homophobes

During a HBO fight from October 4th, boxer Trenton Titsworth (there's no way that's his real name) kissed his opponent name Jesse Vargas.

Apparently Jesse didn't like it too much because despite the fact that the ref was in between the two of them trying to separate them he still threw another punch that knocked Titsworth down.

Vargas got docked 1 point for that but Titsworth got docked 2 points for intentionally kissing his opponent. Is that in the rulebook?

What do you guys think about this one? How would you have reacted if you got kissed?

Theres a Nascar guy that doesn’t hate Obama

If you've ever seen any of the Nascar events or anybody that goes to them, it's no secret that they don't take too kindly to black folk. It's not just that they are right wingers but for the most part, they are rednecks.

If you don't believe me, here are some of the lesser hateful ones at a Nascar even that featured none other than Sarah Palin.

Anyway, theres good news. They aren't all bad.

Junior Johnson, who is a Nascar legend and dominated the sport in the early days, officially endorsed Barack Obama.  Here is a mass email he wrote:

Our country is in a rough spot, and we’re going to need some serious change. There’s only one candidate ready to deliver it — and that’s Barack Obama.

Every day I talk to someone else who’s never voted for a Democrat, but now they’re voting for Barack Obama. They realize that Barack understands what we’re going through here in North Carolina. And they’re ready for change.

So I’ve made up my mind, and I’m ready to get involved. I know that I could never have won a race without my pit crew, and I know Barack can’t win this one without us.

That takes a lot of guts for Junior to come out like that. Doesn't he know that they will call him a "nigger lover" and he will be just as bad as us. Better watch your back Junior, they'll come after you with the hoses and the nooses.

Ok and let me just be clear. I don't hate John McCain or most of his supporters. I hate the idiot redneck ones that instead of talking about the issues, they are more concerned with killing Obama, literally or trying to kill his character with ridiculous accusations.

Call this liberal media, oh fucking well.

[From The Marbles]

What they didn’t want you to see at the Olympics

This was one the best Olympics in recent memory. Lots of memorable and historical moments.

None may have been more memorable than this video, however you may not have seen this because China was known for only showing what would make them look the best.

This performance will go down in the annals of Olympic history.

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