Your Mom Probably Smokes Pot

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A survey on moms who partake in marijuana smoking yielded some (semi) surprising results. Shout outs to the team at Chikii for conducting this survey. They surveyed hundreds of women nationwide between the ages of 25 and 60 years old. Out of that group, 52% admitted to using marijuana at least ten times a year. 27% smoked between one and seven times a week. And 78% of those women knew someone who got high on a regular basis.

This is just people who admitted it! We ALL know there are thousands of people who smoke regularly and refuse to admit it. If only everyone who smoked it admitted it, it would be legal by now.

Check out Mom logic for some individual stories of how marijuana has helped specific moms.

After getting this newfound knowledge about moms smoking, you should go and talk to your mom about it if you never have. Maybe if you smoke up with her, that will make her less annoying.

Craigslist pot ad leads to bust

craigslistA man was arrested after allegedly posting an ad on Craigslist for weed. Police said undercover detectives replied to the ad and arranged to buy a bag from the 30-year-old dealer for $45. (Wait, that sounds like a good deal, what's the guy's number?)

Police reported that the dealer posted the ad in the classified section with the title "420 help is here" and listed a phone number, which detectives called and set up the meeting. The individual was arrested on charges of distribution and number for the dealer has been disconnected. (Damn!)

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The 6 Most Annoying Things in Sports

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For the most part sports are just a lot of fun. You get to have a reason to talk shit to your friends, a reason to dress up like an idiot, or a legit reason to cry when your team losses in the championship game.

With everything good in life though, there are always downsides. Parts of it that make it not so enjoyable. Here are 6 of the most annoying things that sports have to offer.

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2 More Cool Hockey Brawls Worth Noting

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My post about sports brawls from the other day has been getting a lot of buzz around the web lately. Thanks for all the love. Shout outs to the people who put me up on these brawls that I missed in the other post.

This brawl was from the current Ducks and Red Wings playoff series that is about to go to a game 7. Is it me or are the Red Wings always in some kind of crazy playoff brawl?

More fights afters the jump.

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That looked like it hurt

Yesterday I made a post about how hockey was only good when there were fights, I still stand by that statement, however this is the second best thing.

During a hockey game yesterday between the Bruins and the Maple Leafs, Milan Lucic decided that he didn't like Mike Van Ryn that much. He thought he would look nice in the front row seat on someones lap so when he came up behind to him to give him a hit, that's where Van Ryn ended up.

The possibility of being sent through a plexiglass wall is just one of the many reasons why black people don't play hockey but if you like the look of having no teeth, by all means go for it.

The only reason to watch hockey

I will be the first to tell you that hockey, generally isn't my thing, or most people's thing to be honest with you.  Sometimes I wonder why though.  You gotta love a sport where you can openly hit people, get into fights on the ice, and assault people with large wooden sticks (get your mind out of the gutter) and get away with it.

Here's to the upcoming hockey season, full of fights and mayhem.

Ray Emery doesn’t have a drug problem…

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So the Ex-Senators goalie Ray Emery is denying reports that he loves to party and that he has a drug problem.

Well I doubt that he doesn't love to party but the drug problem is kind of unfounded but that may have something to with the fact that he is unemployed right now.

"No, I don't have a drug problem. I've heard that (rumour), yeah," Emery told TSN's Michael Landsberg on Off The Record yesterday. "People like to talk. People see you out and if you're associated with anyone that's seen as being like that, it snowballs."

After a series of incidents last year with the Senators --involving a case of road rage, being late for practice and rumours of too much partying -- Emery found no takers among NHL teams when the Senators bought out the last two years and $6.75 million (all terms US) remaining on his original three-year, $9.5-million contract. That made him an unrestricted free agent and he signed a one-year, $2-million deal with Atlant Mytishchi -- in a suburb of Moscow -- to play in the new Continental Hockey League next season.

Hopefully Emery can get himself back on track with a new gig in the NHL. If not then how will he support his drug habbit chillin with Snoop Dogg habbit.

Jaromir Jagr gets exported to Russia

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Jaromir Jagr signed with a Russian team one day after parting ways with the New York Rangers. If you remember, he played for the Russian team the Avangard Omsk during the lockout shortened season in 2004-05.

Well Now Jagr is returning to the Omsk. He signed a deal with them yesterday. No one specified the exact terms of the signing but it is believed to be a tax free $7 million which equals out to about $11 million for a season in the NHL. Not a bad deal.

From the New York Post:

"It was the toughest decision in my life, hockeywise. ... No question about it. I hate making changes," Jagr told The Canadian Press.

"I'm thankful for the three years I had in New York," Jagr said. "They were great years. I understand that I'm older and the team decided to go in a different direction because they couldn't get the deal done."

It was rumored that Jagr had some options to continue playing in the NHL.  The Penguins, Oilers, and Rangers were all looking to sign the 36 year old but none of them were able to close deal.

Happy trails to Jagr. Good luck in Russia. This will probably be the last time we hear about him. As far as Americans are concerned, he's retired.

Hot or Not? Paulina Gretzky

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Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones Gretzky have a 19 year old (shes legal) daughter named Paulina Gretzky who made an appearance at the Ford Wayne Gretzky Classic in Clarksburg, Ontario. These are some pics of her during the first round of this even that brought out some pretty good entertaining celebrities to play golf like Charles Barkley, Jim Balsillie and Alan Thicke.

So I really can't decide if I think shes hot or not. Here is her myspace to help you decide.

I think if I just saw her walking down the street and didn't know whos daughter she was I would probably think she was cute but I don't think I would want to get with Wayne Gretzky's daughter. Wait a minute, Wayne Gretzky is still rich right? Hey Paulina, call me.

What do you guys think? Hot or not?

[Images via Puck Daddy]

Sean Avery is quite the charmer… He’ll jerk off to you all night

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Sean Avery has been an interesting character ever since he joined the NHL. The New York Rangers Dallas Stars bad boy is in the news again, only this time it's kind of disgusting.

Right now the skater is in Paris putting his charm on bloggers. No not guys. I know thats what you were thinking about the fashion intern at vogue but no. He was trying to kick it to fashion writer Susan Kirschbaum, and when she asked him if he was sure he wasn't gay he responded in a way that is fitting of this guy:

"I'm going home to jerk off to you now." Aww/eww. A tipster tells us that Avery added "And that's a big compliment," and later text messaged Kirschbaum saying that "the session is going well."

Wow guys. Take notes. Now wonder women love this guy.

This weird comment really shouldn't surprise anyone though. He is pretty much one of the weirdest/wildest/most racist guys in the NHL.

Here are a few of the highlights of this guys wild career via Dallas Stars blog:

Here he is saying that union leader Bob Goodenow ``brainwashed him'' and that the players won nothing by going through the lockout.

Here he is insulting French Canadian players _ something he would later apologize for.

Here he is in a battle with Georges Laraque, in which Laraque accused Avery of using a racial slur and Avery accused Laraque of making it all up.

Here he is getting fined for diving _ and then getting fined for complaining about the fine for diving.

Here the NHL changes the rules for unsportsmanlike conduct after Avery tried to distract Devils goalie Martin Brodeur by waving his stick in Bordeur's face.

And here is his blog for Men's Vogue Magazine and why he chose to be an intern for them this summer.

I rest my case. So what have we learned today? Not too much we didn't already know except that if you ever meet Sean Avery, don't shake his hand.

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