Here is a picture of Alex Rodriguez showing a little too much love to Derek Jeter during the Yankees loss to the Angels in game 3. The butt smack in sports is a congratulatory gesture that athletes do to let the other guy know that he did a good job out there. Anyone who has ever played any kind of sports has probably had their bottom smacked at one point or another unexpectedly. Under normal society circumstances, this could be considered and threat to his manhood or a sign of attraction but like I said before it’s acceptable in sports SOMETIMES.
Here are the rules you MUST follow if you are going to be walking around smacking teammates asses. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
For those of you who were wondering how Washington Capitals Star Alexander Ovechkin got so damn good at hockey. Besides the years he’s spent practicing and learning the game of hockey, he’s got a secret weapon… Sex.
Here is an excerpt from an interview of his that I found over at Puck Daddy.
Q. How do you prepare for the game? Is it true that you can’t have sex before the match?
OVECHKIN: Sex really helps, actually.
Q. Is that before or after the match?
OVECHKIN: Before and after.
That explains it. The full interview is available on the video above.
If you are one of the many stoners who have been fooled by your friends about effectiveness of getting high off of that bong water or you are just curious what it might be like to try that water, make sure you check out this small survival guide. Friends don’t let friends drink bong water. Go———————>
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A survey on moms who partake in marijuana smoking yielded some (semi) surprising results. Shout outs to the team at Chikii for conducting this survey. They surveyed hundreds of women nationwide between the ages of 25 and 60 years old. Out of that group, 52% admitted to using marijuana at least ten times a year. 27% smoked between one and seven times a week. And 78% of those women knew someone who got high on a regular basis.
This is just people who admitted it! We ALL know there are thousands of people who smoke regularly and refuse to admit it. If only everyone who smoked it admitted it, it would be legal by now.
Check out Mom logic for some individual stories of how marijuana has helped specific moms.
After getting this newfound knowledge about moms smoking, you should go and talk to your mom about it if you never have. Maybe if you smoke up with her, that will make her less annoying.
Police reported that the dealer posted the ad in the classified section with the title “420 help is here” and listed a phone number, which detectives called and set up the meeting. The individual was arrested on charges of distribution and number for the dealer has been disconnected. (Damn!)
For the most part sports are just a lot of fun. You get to have a reason to talk shit to your friends, a reason to dress up like an idiot, or a legit reason to cry when your team losses in the championship game.
With everything good in life though, there are always downsides. Parts of it that make it not so enjoyable. Here are 6 of the most annoying things that sports have to offer.
My post about sports brawls from the other day has been getting a lot of buzz around the web lately. Thanks for all the love. Shout outs to the people who put me up on these brawls that I missed in the other post.
This brawl was from the current Ducks and Red Wings playoff series that is about to go to a game 7. Is it me or are the Red Wings always in some kind of crazy playoff brawl?
Yesterday I made a post about how hockey was only good when there were fights, I still stand by that statement, however this is the second best thing.
During a hockey game yesterday between the Bruins and the Maple Leafs, Milan Lucic decided that he didn’t like Mike Van Ryn that much. He thought he would look nice in the front row seat on someones lap so when he came up behind to him to give him a hit, that’s where Van Ryn ended up.
The possibility of being sent through a plexiglass wall is just one of the many reasons why black people don’t play hockey but if you like the look of having no teeth, by all means go for it.
I will be the first to tell you that hockey, generally isn’t my thing, or most people’s thing to be honest with you. Sometimes I wonder why though. You gotta love a sport where you can openly hit people, get into fights on the ice, and assault people with large wooden sticks (get your mind out of the gutter) and get away with it.
Here’s to the upcoming hockey season, full of fights and mayhem.
So the Ex-Senators goalie Ray Emery is denying reports that he loves to party and that he has a drug problem.
Well I doubt that he doesn’t love to party but the drug problem is kind of unfounded but that may have something to with the fact that he is unemployed right now.
“No, I don’t have a drug problem. I’ve heard that (rumour), yeah,” Emery told TSN’s Michael Landsberg on Off The Record yesterday. “People like to talk. People see you out and if you’re associated with anyone that’s seen as being like that, it snowballs.”
After a series of incidents last year with the Senators –involving a case of road rage, being late for practice and rumours of too much partying — Emery found no takers among NHL teams when the Senators bought out the last two years and $6.75 million (all terms US) remaining on his original three-year, $9.5-million contract. That made him an unrestricted free agent and he signed a one-year, $2-million deal with Atlant Mytishchi — in a suburb of Moscow — to play in the new Continental Hockey League next season.
Hopefully Emery can get himself back on track with a new gig in the NHL. If not then how will he support his drug habbit chillin with Snoop Dogg habbit.