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Aubrey O'Day Will Be Doing A $500,000 Playboy Spread

We all knew that former Danity Kane Star Aubrey O'Day was looking for work but I didn't see this one coming. She will be doing a playboy spread for the March 2009 issue. That's not a big surprise but I am a little shocked that she will be getting $500,000 for it.

Shit, I'd get naked for $500,000 quick as hell. There's still time to get a subscription to playboy

Colt McCoy's Game Winning Touchdown Pass To Quan Cosby

Zhang Ziyi from "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" gets her salad tossed on the beach.

What do you do if Robocop comes and steals your chicken??

Looks like not everyone's happy with NBC hiring Matt Millen.

Utah officially wins a quarter of the national title.

The most WTF Comic Books ever. 

Tracy McGrady better not end up being an All Star Starter.

Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Pictures.

Ten Movie Sequels as good as or better than the original.

Eminem Ft. Dr. Dre & 50 Cent - Crack A Bottle

Joan Rivers has no business giving anyone plastic surgery advice. 

2008 Celebrity Mugshots. [Sign In Required]

Nike Air Force 1 “2009 NBA All-Star Game”

Women can have orgasms during childbirth?

Exotic Meats that Cant be Beat.

Pimp Down.

Heidi Klum past and present.

That must be a fat ass.

Hot Cars, Hot Chicks, Not a Bad Calendar.

The Do's and Don'ts of Tricking.

Would Michael Vick be a good fit with the Bears?

Marvin Harrison will get off.

Butt Implant Mishap

I already thought that butt implants were a bad idea for women. I imagine that if your getting with a chick whose got butt implants and you try to grab her ass, it would probably be hard as a rock. You could smack it and it would be like smacking a rock.

Apparently that's not the case though. If they fuck up butt implants, your ass will end up looking like this chick.

All women should see this so they can stop trying to fool us with fake asses.

Usually I'll have a gallery but I think this pic might just be good enough to put on by itself.

Adriana Lima is fucking luscious.

Hey everyone. I hope 2009 is going well for you so far. I took the weekend off because it my 25th birthday was yesterday.

Damn I'm getting old, lol.

Anyway I'm back and I'm better than ever. Here are today's links.

If you have links you want included in the dump, email them to me at sportfiends@gmail.com.

Sarah Shahi is fucking sexy.  [Salty Milk]

5 Most ridiculous Bill O'Reilly moments.  [Cracked]

The 10 birds that could kick your ass.  [Top Tenz]

Damn Tavaris, that looked like it hurt.  [Tirico Suave]

Nunchuck lightsabers are pretty awesome.  [Loyal KNG]

It must have ran in the family.  Even Michael Jordan's mom can dunk.  [NESW Sports]

Rosario Dawson is fucking sexy.  [Boobie Blog]

Japanese Idol Reon Kadena could definitely get it... even though she could stand to gain a couple pounds.  [Gunaxin]

Sexy muscular chicks, if that's what your into.  [Uncoached]

Hahahaha... this guy gives Erin Andrews an air grind.  [BBI]

Ana Ivanovic looks cute on the beach.  [NS4W]

Noelia Monge could get it.  [Double Viking]

5 Things to do on a porn set, besides having sex.  [COED]

Celebrity clowns are fucking creepy.  [City Rag]

Bill Murray is dangerous.  [Don Chavez]

2008's most hilarious tampon ad is also the most complained about.  [Nextround]

Emanuela De Paula is cute as fuck.  [Celebslam]

Lucy Pinder could get it.  [HQ Celebrity]

Pics of the Ikki twins because why not?? [Hollywood Tuna]

Amy Whinehouse topless may just make you vomit.  [F-Listed]

Yankees Sign Mark Teixeira to 8 year $180 Million Dollar Contract

ESPN - The New York Yankees swooped in Tuesday and hooked prized free agent Mark Teixeira, reaching agreement with the first baseman on an eight-year contract worth $180 million, three sources involved in the negotiations said.

The agreement, which is subject to a physical, includes a signing bonus of about $5 million paid out over the first three years of the contract, no opt-out clause and a complete no-trade provision, the sources said.

The Yankees are doing big things this offseason. I bet you they spend all this money in the offseason and then they don't even make the playoffs next season.

Ok so I promised myself that I wouldn't get too excited over the Mets this season because they have sorely disappointed me over the last couple of seasons.

However, it's hard to not get excited about a little shit talking in the offseason though.

It started with the Shitlies Phillies ace Cole Hamels calling the Mets "choke artists" after their poor Septembers.

Newly acquired Fransisco Rodriguez had his own thoughts on the subject though...

"Of course, we're going to try to win the division. Of course, we're going to be the front-runner. Of course, we're going to be the team to beat," he said in a conference call from Venezuela. "I don't want there to be a controversy or the other ballclubs in the division to take it personally or take it in a bad way.

"If they ask me which ballclub is going to win the National League East, it's going to be the Mets. Easy question."

That's what I'm talkin about... Now lets not fuck up again guys. I don't even want the Shitlies to make the playoffs next season.

Manny Ramirez was traded to the Dodgers in the middle of last season and completely turned the team around. They went from not looking like they were even making the playoffs to a few games away from the World Series. Now the Dodgers want to keep him around for a little while.

LA Times - The deal that was proposed to Ramirez on Tuesday night would give the 36-year-old free-agent outfielder "the highest average annual value in the history of the franchise and the second-highest average annual value in baseball" -- somewhere between the $27.5 million per season earned by Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees and the $22.9 million earned by Johan Santana of the New York Mets -- according to General Manager Ned Colletti.

"When we key in on a player we really like, we like to be aggressive and see if there's a common feeling with the player," Colletti said.

Colletti and Ramirez's agent, Scott Boras, refused to specify the value or the length of the contract, though indications are it is either two years for $50 million or three years for $75 million. Colletti acknowledged that the proposal was in line with his philosophy of offering players higher annual salaries in exchange for shorter deals. He said the offer includes an option year, meaning it's possible only two years could be guaranteed.

I'm crossing my fingers that the Mets make him a better offer but even if they don't I'm still rooting for a Red Sox vs "Whatever team Manny is on next year" World series and I want the Red Sox to go down in flames.

When it comes to fielding, Ryan Howard is questionable at best. He would've never made to the majors if he couldn't hit fastballs from Philly to Trenton.

During the Phillies World Series celebration though he showed that he has some gold glove potential, but not on the baseball diamond, at the bar.

Check out his catlike reflexes when he catches this beer.

Props to Big League Stew