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Jan 17 2009

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Dwayne Wade’s Baby Mama Drama Continues

When Dwayne Wade was still relatively new to the league and I heard that he was married to his High School sweetheart, I immediately thought he was whilin. There is no such thing as a faithful marriage to an NBA baller. If you are married to one you better go check on him right now because if he’s not at a game, he’s probably fucking someone else.

So I knew that the relationship wasn’t going to work out eventually, not with all the free pussy NBA ballers get thrown at them and when your right, your right.

Heating up: Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade’s divorce from wife Siohvaughn, his high school sweetheart. In legal papers, she alleges he abandoned his children, committed adultery, and infected her with an unspecified sexually transmitted disease. She wants the names of ”all of his sexual partners” during their six-year marriage.

Dwyane petitioned for the divorce last May in Cook County, Ill. They wed in Chicago on May 18, 2002.

Dwyane’s Windy City attorney, James Pritikin, issued a statement: “These malicious allegations are absolutely false and we look forward to the opportunity to dispute them in court.”

It gets worse…

Dwyane, named a ”Father of the Year” in 2007 by the National Father’s Day Committee, has gone ”months” without seeing his boys, Siohvaughn says. His ”failure to spend time with them . . . has resulted in the children at times being afraid of him; in fact, Zion . . . does not recognize or know Dwyane.” She wants sole custody, and support.

She also says she has suffered ”grievous physical, emotional and mental injury” from the STD, diagnosed in the fall of ‘07. (The infection is not HIV or a ”killer thing,” sources say.) Dwyane and his ”paramour or paramours” are liable, she alleges.

‘Dwyane must disclose the identity of all of his sexual partners during the parties’ marriage,” says her counter-petition, prepared by attorney Michael J. Berger of Chicago. Siohvaughn has another Chicago lawyer, Dorene Marcus.

Damn, talk about going for the jugular.

Does is count if he can’t remember their name because he was at the club, drunk, recognized by a groupie bitch and sucked off? Is it perjury if he doesn’t name them?

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Computer Crashed

My computer crashed yesterday in the middle of an update.  I will be working on getting things back online but in the meantime I will have limited updates.

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DMX does an interview from Jail

DMX doesn’t looks so great but I hope he’s straight.

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Terrell Owens Getting Released from the Cowboys?

According to sources over at ESPN, the Cowboys are considering releasing Terrell Owens to improve team chemistry. I could’ve told them that their team chemistry would’ve been fucked up the minute they signed T.O.

Improving locker room chemistry will be the highest priority for the Dallas Cowboys this offseason and that will force serious discussions between Wade Phillips’ coaching staff and owner Jerry Jones about whether to release controversial wide receiver Terrell Owens, according to team and league sources.

“I think we all know that chemistry is the problem with this team more than the schemes or anything else,” a Cowboys source said. “Are we going to continue to allow talent to outweigh everything else in the decisions we make with players and putting the roster together? We’re like the Redskins used to be when they signed every player they wanted. There’s more to it than talent. It has to be more about the team.

“The big one [Owens] didn’t get discussed yet, but I’m sure it will and real hard.”

I don’t know that I agree with them considering the release of T.O. but I do know this, after all the dropped passes, controversy, crying, popcorn and everything else he brings to the table, he is still a pretty good player. Not the best WR in the league but still pretty good and he’s got a lot left in the tank. Someone will sign him.

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NEVERMIND, This is the Best Commercial Ever

Ok so the other day I said that the Vagina POV commercial might be the best commercial ever but I was wrong. This is not only the best and funniest commercial ever but it also actually makes me want to buy the product which more than I can say for a lot of commercials nowadays.

Enjoy.

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What A Asshole

Idiot Breaks TV

This is funny as hell. It looks like Christmas must have just passed and this guy was all excited about his wonderful new Nintendo Wii and flat screen TV until well, I’ll let you watch the video.

That’s what the safety straps on the Wii are for by the way.

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Daily Toke: If you’re happy, you’re successful

Lucy Pinder and Katie Price look cute together.

Rihanna is engaged??

Driver almost hits Woman.

The Top 5 Michael Jackson videos.

10 movies that you shouldn’t miss in 2009.

20 Hilarious Newspaper Clippings.

Jack Del Rio is a drunken fool.  No Wonder the Jags were in last place.

Asher Roth saved the day.

When Blogs go bad.

Joe Budden Speaks on DJ Vlad.

These cops is whilin.

10 of the hottest moments in Japanese gameshow history.

20 Pretty Cool Sculptures Created from Legos.

The Top 10 Worst Questions from Your Girlfriend.

I’ve never heard of Carolina Ardohain but she looks cute sprawled out on the bed.

These are some crazy bras.

Things learned while working on a pot farm.

The 5 Hottest chicks on TV shows you shouldn’t be watching.

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Are We Really This Stupid?

Everyone knows that outside of the United States, we are looked at as idiots. I never really understood why though because I’ve lived in the USA for my whole life. I’ve never left.

After watching this video though, I understand why people from other countries think we are so dumb.

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Daily Toke: The only job you start at the top is digging a hole

So far so good in 2009. I’m having a blast.

Consistency is the key.

That’s why you consistently need to keep coming back to my blog.

Here are today’s links. If you love me, which I know you do, you will send me anymore great links you have lying around at sportfiends@gmail.com.

Vanessa Veasley…. MMMMhhhhhMMMM….

10 Classic Clips of John Madden.

10 Anti-Marijuana PSAs that make you want to light up for spite.

20 Hot Female Celebs on Twitter.

5 Feature Films Playing in the NBA.

Eli Manning got a special gift for his birthday this year.

Add Vincent Jackson to the DUI list.

Embarrassing sports moments.

Manny Pacquiao will kick Ricky Hatton’s ass next.

Yeah, this would suck.

A Disgusting look at the Muffin Top.

6 Classic Movies (that narrowly avoided disaster).

12 Most Improbably Sports Moments from Hollywood’s last 25 years.

Funny Zombie/Nazi fight.

10 Big Ideas
that Started in College

Rob Parker “resigns” from the Detroit News.

Bollywood has some sexy chicks.

Big Ben doesn’t look so hot for the playoffs.

Anahi Gonzalez is fucking hot.

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Daily Toke: Don’t follow me, I’m lost too

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Another Day, another dollar. Keep the links coming!

Nina Santiago could get it.

This 14 year old could probably kick your ass.

Hahahaha, they are going to go after Wrestling Juicers.

Jenn Anh Nguyen is cute in Playboy.

Skier Suspended Upside-Down, Paintless.

Oldie but goodie.

New England Patriots Cheerleaders like to party.

Page 6 Really hates A-Rod.

Human Slingshot.

Bad Ass Beer Pong Shots.

Monsters Vs. Aliens 3D Superbowl Ad

Carrie Underwood loves her some athletes.  First Tony Romo now this guy.

Is Ana Ivanovic banging this guy?!?!?!

Motorbike speed devil gets owned.

Party pics of College Football Rivals.

Meagan has a Good ass.

Kristen Cavallari looks moderately cute in spandex.

Tyra Banks
in a transparent dress.

30 of the best NBA Sports Illustrated Covers.

5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries they Clearly Wrote themselves.

10 Sexiest Female Puppets of all time

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