Dec 16 2007
3 reasons we should have known Roger Clemens took roids
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Roger Clemens has been one of my favorite pitchers for a long time. I was one of the most disappointed people to hear that he was on the Mitchell report but honestly it doesn’t surprise me so much. If you were paying attention over the years, the signs were all there.
1. He can toss ESPN analysts through windows
ESPN guys should have known that he would be on the Mitchell report. Years ago they ran a test to see if he was still able to bring it and he surpassed their expectations by far. We should of known something was up.
Here is some footage from the experiment:
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We should have known all along.
2. He has a big ass head
Not only do steroids enlarge muscles but few people know that they actually enlarge your head too. When Clemens first came into the majors he looked like a normal guy, not anymore though. His head has increased by at least double. Now he looks like a cherry blowpop but not one of the regular ones though, one of those super blowpops. Heres the proof:
Rookie year:
Currently:
His head is so much bigger in the second it’s unbelievable.
3. He gives good tips
He tells kids not to use chewing tobacco. That’s good for the kids and very admirable but if you look closely at this video from when Roger was young, he exhibits some very shady behavior:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-w_LJTiREY]
Did you catch that? He does not want you to poison your body but you can poison his, what do you think he meant when he said lets get down to business?
At the end of the day, he and Barry Bonds used. They will be the Poster boys for the steroid era.
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