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Jun 22 2009

25 Celebrities We Hope NEVER EVER Release A Sex Tape

Published by houroc under Lists

Amy's cry for help

On Friday I heard about Leighton Meester releasing a sex tape. She is part of what seems to be becoming a really big trend in Hollywood where celebs are coming out with sex tapes and exposing themselves left and right.  It’s great for us if you look like Rihanna, Pam Anderson, or Hoopz (when are we going to see that tape by the way?).

Not all celebrities are created equal though.  Despite the fact that most celebs are somewhat attractive, many of them are unquestionably NOT.  Here are 25 celebs that we are definitely not trying to see release a sex tape anytime soon.

Bill Cosby

Jello pudding and crappy sweaters would be everywhere. I’ll skip this one.

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Steve Buscemi

Look at that smile, how could u resist.

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T-Pain

I bet he wears those ridiculous hats in the bedroom.

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Pee Wee Herman

Do I even have to explain this one?

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Bald Britney

Britney looks good again but if a sex tape dropped with her looking like this, I would definitely have to skip it.

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Joan Rivers

Is anything real on her anymore?

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Jocelyn Wildenstein

As long as we are already talking about bad plastic surgery…

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Janet Reno

**Shivers**

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Matthew Lillard

This guy is annoyingly goofy in every movie he is in and I imagine he is the same way in the bedroom.

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Amy Winehouse

This is another one I don’t think I need to explain.

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    "She is kinda cute when she is this. Which is never."

    Awesome

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    *thin. shit i suck

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    ughhhhh @ Michael Jackson. Something tells me his body parts don't match!!

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  13. # Terry Packeron 26 Aug 2009 at 10:27

    i'd do Kirstie Alley becasue she is hot when she looses the kg's.

  14. # celebfanon 10 Oct 2009 at 14:50

    I keep listening to the news talk about this

  15. # bobon 18 Nov 2009 at 09:09

    that thing above janet reno is fucking HIDEOUS

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