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No Kobe/LeBron Final… Sorry Everyone

Here is a consolation prize though, another LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppet video. This one is the funniest one of them all, in my opinion.

I wonder if they will remake this puppet commercials with Dwight Howard instead of LeBron.

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I Wish I Had A “Cool” Dad

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A dad from Utah was recently arrested for growing marijuana with his son. When he got questioned by the police as to why he would involve his son in it, his answer was to be a cool dad. That’s strangely heartwarming.

The 41-year-old father was charged with felonies for drug production and child endangerment on Thursday in state court in Salt Lake City. Court papers say police received a tip he was cultivating marijuana in his basement. When police served a search warrant, they found plants and supplies. The father’s 17-year-old son was living at the home and the father said they were growing marijuana together, court papers say.

You know things are bad when your son is snitching on you, especially when you are as cool as this dad.

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Joe Rogan Makes Some Great Points

Joe Rogan – The Real Reason Pot Is Illegal…

Joe Rogan is a funny guy.  He is a celebrity pothead who I certainly wouldn’t mind having a toke with.

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The Gift That Keeps Giving

Gilroy Girl Scouts find marijuana in donated microwave

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The Girl Scouts are known for holding various fund raisers and things of that nature to raise funds for the organization but this time around they got something donated that they were not a expecting. An innocent microwave filled with four ounces of marijuana. SCORE!

“Apparently somebody donated an old microwave and then left, and sometime later in day someone there opened the microwave and found a bag full of marijuana,” Sgt. Jim Gillio said. “But they have no idea who dropped it off.”

Members of the Gilroy Girl Scout Service Unit 604 were collecting “e-waste” at Ascencion Solarsano Middle School as part of a fundraising effort to send the scouts to Switzerland. The scouts have raised more than $6,000, but have an additional $24,000 to go until they reach their goal. There they plan to hike, enjoy the outdoors and frequent tourist destinations, said a Girl Scout representative who would not give her name.

If I would’ve been the one who found it, I would have looked to the left, looked to the right, and snuck the whole microwave to my car.

At this time, the police don’t know who would have been stupid enough to donate the microwave.

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High Society – Obama on Drugs & The Racist Drug War

Ok so I’ll be honest, I am at an altered mind state right now and I really didn’t have the attention span to watch a 75 minute documentary but it looks really cool. You should check it out.

I would watch it but I’d probably end up at the refrigerator before I knew it.

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I’m A Weed Ninja

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I’ll be up for a bit tonight to catch up on the work I didn’t finish from earlier. If you’re up stay tuned.

In the meantime check out the weed ninja pic found via High Times.

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4:20 Flick: The Tree Fell In The Wrong Direction

Everyday at 4:20 pm EST, there will be a new random funny video for you to smoke and laugh at. If you have a funny video that should be a 4:20 Flick, hit me up with it on twitter or send me and email at

It’s a little late today because I have been running around but enjoy. It’s always 4:20 somewhere.

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Courtney Starrburst Could Get It

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Courtney Starrburst is a new model out of New Jersey that I found over at Model Mayhem. I’m feelin that site right now, keep finding beautiful little honey dips like her.

According to her twitter account, she is “a makeup artist and new model getting ready to be a starr.” With an ass like that, she’s got potential. Make sure you follow her on twitter and while your at it, might as well follow me too.

More pics of her after the jump.
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Who Would Win In A Fight: Perez Hilton vs Britney Spears

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Everyday I showcase two celebrities who should fight and you will vote on the results… If you have any suggestions of celebrities, send them to me via twitter or email me at Hollywood’s most hated site and Britney is just one of Hollywood’s most hated starlets who Perez has bashed too many times to count.

If she finally had the chance to get revenge, would she?

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10 “Sports” We’re Not Sure Should Be Considered Real Sports

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How do you define a sport? According to the dictionary that came with my macbook, it is defined like this.

Sport – an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment

The key words to me are “involving physical exertion.” There are many times when you can turn on ESPN and watch “sports” that you might have to step back and think to yourself, “how is this considered a sport?” They involve little to no physical exertion, not that much pressure, and anyone can play them whether they are in shape or could stand to lose a few pounds.  The sport may also just be plain stupid.

Anyway, here are some “sports” that I am not sure you can really call sports for one reason or the other.

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