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That Must Have Been Fun

This is a follow up video for the 4/20 event that happened at the University of Colorado on April 20th this year.

Looks like it was a good time and even the cops were cool?? If I was a cop on that day, I would have told them to pass the J.

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Daily Toke: Trying is failing with honors

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Ultra late start today but better late than never right?

I’m gonna be going all night tonight and back on my regular schedule tomorrow. If you are an insomniac like me, stay tuned.

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Sasha Grey is sexy in Rolling Stone.

Super Models make sexy Superheros.

Top 10 Godzilla Cosplays & Costumes

Strip beer pong?

If I ever get married, my wife has to wear one of these dresses.

Vanessa Hudgens? Born in ‘88? How old is that? old enough.

Real life super heroes? They just look like big nerds to me..

10 annoying cartoon sidekicks.

Pizza Box of the future?

Maybe the cutest Celtics Dancer around.

Fully cooked chicken in a can?? Are you serious??

Sexy Chef Giada De Laurentiis

This is why getting swine flu would suck.

Atlanta Men Put On Notice: NBA TV’s Melanie Collins And Erin Andrews Workout At Same Gym.

Ball State Volleyball Player Likes Camping And Naughty Pictures

Charles Barkley Drunk Dials Kevin Garnett

Heidi Montag to go from bikini to Playboy

Some of the old Baywatch Babes have fallen off, some haven’t.. You be the judge.

Chris ‘The Birdman’ Andersen has the Nuggets Flying

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Joint Smoking 101

Here is a scene from the movie Taking Off where a guy shows a groups people, who like they’ve never even seen a joint, how to smoke a J.

Wouldn’t it be nice if there were really classes like this and people really passed the blunt after one pull??

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Joe Rogan Was Pretty Funny Too


Here is another stand up comedy act that didn’t quite make the cut on the weed stand up comedy post from earlier today. He was still pretty funny though.

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Simona Halep Could Get It, A Year From Now

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Before you oggle of this girl and her unusually large cleavage, remember that Simona Halep is only 17 years old. I don’t know how good of a tennis player she is but if she wants to look into to making adult films, send her my way.

Shout outs to my man Anthony at Totalprosports.com. They have more pics of this jailbait if you want to see them, which i know you do, you perv. Go —–>

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Hwang Mi Hee Could Get It

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I don’t know much about this Korean Model Hwang Mi Hee besides the fact that she could get it anytime she wants. As anyone who regularly reads this site knows, I have diverse taste in women and I was in the mood for Asian today. Enjoy fellas.

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Who Would Win In A Fight: Kobe vs LeBron

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Ok so the Kanye vs Neyo post from yesterday was fairly successful so we are going to keep it going. Who would win if Kobe Bryant and LeBron James got into a fight?

Here are the vitals.

Kobe Bryant
Age – 30
Height – 6′6″
Weight – 205 lbs

LeBron James

Age – 24
Height – 6′8″
Weight – 250 lbs

Damn, LeBron weighs more than I thought but don’t let the size difference be the determining factor. Kobe was born in Philly, and if you didn’t know, they don’t play out there.

Who ya got?

Should we legalize all drugs?

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5 Hysterical Stand Up Comedy Acts About Weed

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On this blog, I usually make my best effort to be somewhat funny. I am a very sarcastic person by nature so that reflects in my blog posts. I take stabs at just about every sex, race (especially my own), sexual orientation, or anyone who is easily offended. Sometimes I don’t feel like being funny.

That is where these guys come in. There are many comedy weed heads but here are some guys who had enough balls to actually come out and talk about their love for the green, in a funny way. Good times.

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Who Would Win In A Fight: Kanye West vs. Neyo

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This will be a new feature at hailmaryjane.com, starting today. I will select two celebrities and you guys will vote on who you think would win. If this feature works out well, expect to see it more regularly here.

So, Who would win if Kanye and Neyo scrapped.

Which is better?

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Please leave comments, this should be fun. Also, if anyone has anymore suggestions feel free to send them my way. You can leave a comment, email me or follow me on twitter and holla at me. Have fun!

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MLB 2K9 Does Not Look Fun

Here is a video of a guy attempting to play and enjoy MLB 2k9. Well actually it is a video of a video of him trying to enjoy the game. Doesn’t look like it really worked out though.

The game developers might want to check out why the guy is doing evasive maneuvers just to pick up a baseball that is right at his feet. Doing flips when the ball is rolling over your feet is not a good look.

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