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There are some hits in football that make you cringe, there are some that make you say “god damn“, and there are some that just make you say wow. This one is the latter.

During the shootout game between Oklahoma and Oklahoma St, the Sooners QB Sam Bradford decided to run the ball and go for the touchdown. He gained a bunch of yards, didn’t get the touchdown and he’s lucky to not have been injured the way he flew through the air.

Things just went from bad to worse for the Giants Wide Receiver Cheddar Bob Plaxico Burress.

First he shoots himself in the leg and now he may potentially be charged for criminal possession of a firearm. They don’t play that gun shit in New York.

ESPN – Plaxico Burress’ lawyer told The Associated Press on Sunday that he has been advised the Giants’ star receiver will be charged with criminal possession of a weapon.

Benjamin Brafman wrote in an e-mail to the AP that Burress will turn himself in Monday morning. Brafman said Burress “will enter a plea of not guilty.”

Burress retained Brafman, a New York defense attorney, after the ninth-year veteran accidentally shot himself in the thigh Friday night at a Manhattan night club.

Not only might Plax be in trouble though but Antonio Pierce may be in trouble too because he reportedly tried to hide Burress’ gun. I guess it’s good that he wanted to help out his teammate but I’m sure the Giants won’t appreciate losing two guys instead of one if these guys are convicted.

It seems like you can’t avoid hearing about where LeBron James is going to end up in 2010. Interesting considering that it’s fucking 2008. This is the only time I can ever remember so much free agent talk SOOOO long before the guy is even a free agent.

So if we can’t avoid it, you know LeBron James can’t avoid it either. Reporters harass him with dozens of questions all the time, yet Charles Barkley is mad at him for answering…

“If I was LeBron James, I would shut the hell up,” Barkley said in the Wednesday interview. “I’m a big LeBron fan. He’s a stud. You gotta give him his props. I’m getting so annoyed he’s talking about what he’s going to do in two years. I think it’s disrespectful to the game. I think it’s disrespectful to the Cavaliers.”

Wow. Where did that come from?? I mean I’m just as tired of all the 2010 talk as anyone but that really came out of left field but then again, this is Sir Charles we’re talking about here.

When asked about it, here’s how LeBron James responded….

“He’s stupid. That’s all I’ve got to say about that,”

Wow. Nice comeback.

Reminds me of a fifth grader comeback. Now LeBron needs to go on timeout.

Here is the new my Faves T-Mobile commercial featuring Charles Barkley, Dwayne Wade and Yao Ming. Yao shows that he has an interesting point of view when it comes to food.

Now when your in a situation where you are eating food that may still be alive, you have to put it out of your mind, close your eyes and just hope that it doesn’t slither it’s way down. You always just take Yao’s advice and just eat the head, if only more women would take that advice… The world would be a better place.

This has got to be one of the craziest/funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. It is a mixture of some kids show and a Lil Jon song. I don’t know who watches both of these things and is good enough to make videos like this but the track flows smoothly. They should release this single for the whole family.

Plaxico Burress‘ rough season just got a lot rougher. He accidentally shot himself in the leg during a scuffle at a night club last night. That is definitely NOT the way to celebrate the holidays.

Fox News – The New York Giants wide receiver accidentally shot himself in the leg on Friday night, FOXSports.com has learned, not long after being ruled out of Sunday’s game against the Redskins with a hamstring injury.

He spent the night in the hospital and the injuries are not believed to be life-threatening. The team is still trying to gather further information on the incident.

“We are gathering information, just like everyone else,” NFL spokesman Joe Browne told The Associated Press.

The Giants were already planning on going without Plax this weekend against the Redskins because of a hamstring injury but who knows how long he will be out now.

Fortunately it isn’t life threatening or anything but I’m sure Giants fans have to be shaking their heads at this one. Plaxico had problems all season from contract disputes to fines and suspensions. It’s just been one thing after another but at least they probably won’t have to worry about him being a distraction anymore now.

Being an NBA player comes with it’s perks, especially when you hustle and try to get the ball with reckless disregard. Usually you will end up face first in the lap of some old rich guy who mysteriously smiles at you but in Devin Harris‘ case the other night against the Lakers, he ended up surrounded by LA Lakers girls.

Welcome to LA.

I didn’t know that Ancient Chinese people blazed. I bet they had some banger.

The Star reported today that some 2,700 year old weed was found in a Chinese Tomb, god damn. That’s definitely gotta be the oldest stash in history.

The Star – The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China.

The extremely dry conditions and alkaline soil acted as preservatives, allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash, which still looked green though it had lost its distinctive odour.

“To our knowledge, these investigations provide the oldest documentation of cannabis as a pharmacologically active agent,” says the newly published paper, whose lead author was American neurologist Dr. Ethan B. Russo.

Remnants of cannabis have been found in ancient Egypt and other sites, and the substance has been referred to by authors such as the Greek historian Herodotus. But the tomb stash is the oldest so far that could be thoroughly tested for its properties.

The 18 researchers, most of them based in China, subjected the cannabis to a battery of tests, including carbon dating and genetic analysis. Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success.

The marijuana was found to have a relatively high content of THC, the main active ingredient in cannabis, but the sample was too old to determine a precise percentage.

HAHAHAHAHA… They “tested” some of the weed. You know what that means right?

Tested = Smoked.

There was probably 800 Grams originally.

Chad Johnson was at seen at Best Buy at 5:25 in the morning to do some early Black Friday shopping today. I wonder if he got any good deals.

Cincinnati Inquirer – Ocho Cinco makes his way through the Best Buy store in Florence, Ky. He said was in the store to buy coach Marvin Lewis a gift. Seen with a Rock Band kit, portable stereo and a Cuisinart four-slice toaster, Ocho Cinco said, “I’ve been trying to call coach, but he doesn’t answer.” It was 5:25 a.m.

I sense some air guitar touchdown celebrations coming soon.

Via The Big Lead