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Leryn Franco is a little wet


Some of you may remember remember Leryn Franco from the olympics, most of you probably don’t but in case you don’t, here’s a little reminder.

Well she is still sexy as hell and now shes a little wet.

Those exotic looking chicks always get me. Enjoy!

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Soulja Boy is a clown

Soulja Boy has been known to say some dumb shit from time to time including “superman that hoe” but this one may just take the cake.

During an interview at the Black Carpet show last week, Toure asked the kid who his most hated public figure was. He couldn’t think of any public figures but he did manage to offend anyone who has a conscience.

Here’s what Torre had to say about it:

I asked him, What historical figure do you most hate? He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground.”We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, having no idea how far in it he’d stepped, “to get this ice and tattoos.”

Wow. Never mind that diamonds come from Africa. Never mind that there were many generations of pain in between leaving Africa and getting diamonds. Never mind that the long-term cataclysmic effects of subtracting about tens of millions of young, strong people from Africa over the course of a couple of centuries is a large part of the reason why Africa now appears so distasteful to you. Never mind all that, Soulja Boy. You put country first.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard a rapper say in a long time. With all of the rappers trying to uplift us and encourage us to vote, there is always gonna be some dumb nigga that brings us back a few notches.

[Image via The Rap Up]

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David Beckham still hasn’t learned his lesson

David Beckham is a lucky guy. He is an extremely gifted athlete, he dates a gorgeous wife and he has some of the hottest cars you will ever see.

So of course when you at that level of celebrity status, you get to watch all of the basketball games from the front row but Becks really isn’t too concerned with the game. Again he’s oggling at girls, nice.

You would’ve thought he would’ve learned his lesson the last time.

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Mike Singletary is a masterbat…. errr master motivator



Mike Singletary
has had a hard week. Earlier this week he had to deal with stupid reporters and disruptive tight ends but apparently he had his own way of dealing with it, showing everyone his ass.

Chicago Tribune – If you were wondering, it’s boxers, not briefs, for ex-Bear Singletary.

A 49ers spokesman confirmed to ESPN on Thursday a report by Arizona radio station XTRA that Singletary, the interim coach, dropped his pants in front of his team at halftime during his team’s 34-13 throttling at home to the Seahawks.”He was just dramatizing how embarrassing it was,” 49ers spokesman Aaron Salkin told ESPN.

Singletary issued this statement: “I used my pants to illustrate that we were getting our tails whipped on Sunday and how humiliating that should feel for all of us. I needed to do something to dramatize my point. There were other ways I could have done it, but I think this got the message across.”

Ok in retrospect saying that he had a “hard” week and that he had problems with his “tight end” were probably not the best way to describe it.

My question is, if he took off his pants when they were losing at halftime, what he do after the game when they lost 34-13? Did he pull out the whips, chains and dildos??? Excuse me, I’m gonna go throwup now.

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T.J. Houshmandzadeh is optimistic

The Bengals are this years Dolphins. So far they have gone 0-8 and they haven’t even really managed to be competitive in most of their games.

Their star Wide Receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh thinks they may actually win a game this season though, and if they don’t he is going to do a 27 mile walk from his house in Cerritos, California to the NFL network studio in Culver City. I don’t know Cali that well but 27 miles is a long ass walk.

“If the season ends and we don’t win a game,” Houshmandzadeh vowed, “I will walk from my house to the NFL Network studios.”

Lets take a look at their upcoming schedule. They have the Jags, Eagles, Steelers, Ravens, Colts, Redskins, Browns and Chiefs.

I’d say they have a shot on the last weekend but if not T.J. should look on the bright side, in 27 miles there’s gotta be at least one pretty good sneaker store for him to buy some decent walking shoes.

[Sports Crunch]

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Winning the World Series can be detrimental to your city

So as you probably know the Phillies are World series champs.

It seems like now more than ever though, people who live in cities where they win championships don’t do anything but destroy the city.  I.E. the picture above of an overturned vehicle in Philly after their championship (via Deadspin).

Philadelphia is no exception, in fact despite the fact that no one outside of Philly and some parts of Florida even watched the world series, those rabid Philadelphians still took things to a whole new level.  Check out this video if you don’t believe me.

A little bit of alcohol may have been involved in all of this, just a guess.
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Pam Rodriguez looks really sexy in this gold bikini

Pam Rodriguez is a model from LA who uuuuhhh… does stuff, like modeling and looking sexy. I don’t really think that you are reading this post for what I have to say about her but I figured I would fill it out with some blabber so at least it looks like I’m working.

Here’s a video of Pam looking extremely scrumptious in a bikini and there are some more pics after the jump. If you want to see more of her, check her out over at her myspace.

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AM Toke: Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question

Good morning all. Sorry about taking yesterday off, had to attend to some business. I’m back to work today though. I may have to take some more time off in the upcoming weeks because I think I will be moving back to Jersey. Don’t know for sure yet but lets cross our fingers, I think I’ve had my fill of TexASS.

Here’s some links. You can get your links featured here (if they are good) by emailing me over at sportfiends@gmail.com

Hello Alexis Lopez. Lets get to know each other. [Holy Taco]

You have to walk 10 miles to burn off the calories in just one big mac meal. [Attu World]

Looks like EA is gonna get it wrong again.  [Boston Herald]

A look at A-Rod’s New York apartment.  Not bad but if I was making that kind of money, my shit would be way flyer.  [Luxist]

Rihanna almost nude.  Not Really sure what she was thinking.  [City Rag]

Traci Bingham in a pink low cut top, one guess where I want to put my head.  [Hollywood Tuna]

Let George Bush know how you really feel about him. [Tasty Booze]

Good Morning Michelle Baena.  [Salty Milk]

The 5 Most injury plagued sports stars.  Greg Oden’s not alone.  [Complex]

The cutty buddy rules.  [Blogxilla]

Wacked out waffle toppings, that sound absolutely delicious.  [Asylum]

Some pretty fresh dunks for the ladies.  [Individual Sole]

This 5th grader knows how to land some big interviews, you’ve got a bright future kid.  [DC to BC]

Samuel L. Jackson will play Sho’Nuff…. That should be some funny shit.  [RTNY]

A bunch of cool vidz. [Illroots]

Dear Mr Obama video, this is pretty deep, if not very diluted.  [Sandra Rose]

Thats Gangsta. [BBI]

Two new Joe Budden and Coldplay tracks, you can’t go wrong with that. [2 Dope Boyz]

Vikki Blows knows how to ring in 2009.  [NS4W]

Veronica Becarra is uncoachable but definitely bedable.  [Uncoached]

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Nike Hyperdunk Kobe – Black – Purple – Gold – Lakers Away

The Nikestore launched the Lakers Away Colorway of the Kobe Hyperdunks today. There should be more colors of the Hyperdunks available soon now that the NBA season is back on again. These kicks are available on ebay as well as at the Nike Store.

Props to Kix Files

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Theres a Nascar guy that doesn’t hate Obama

If you’ve ever seen any of the Nascar events or anybody that goes to them, it’s no secret that they don’t take too kindly to black folk. It’s not just that they are right wingers but for the most part, they are rednecks.

If you don’t believe me, here are some of the lesser hateful ones at a Nascar even that featured none other than Sarah Palin.

Anyway, theres good news. They aren’t all bad.

Junior Johnson, who is a Nascar legend and dominated the sport in the early days, officially endorsed Barack Obama.  Here is a mass email he wrote:

Our country is in a rough spot, and we’re going to need some serious change. There’s only one candidate ready to deliver it — and that’s Barack Obama.

Every day I talk to someone else who’s never voted for a Democrat, but now they’re voting for Barack Obama. They realize that Barack understands what we’re going through here in North Carolina. And they’re ready for change.

So I’ve made up my mind, and I’m ready to get involved. I know that I could never have won a race without my pit crew, and I know Barack can’t win this one without us.

That takes a lot of guts for Junior to come out like that. Doesn’t he know that they will call him a “nigger lover” and he will be just as bad as us. Better watch your back Junior, they’ll come after you with the hoses and the nooses.

Ok and let me just be clear. I don’t hate John McCain or most of his supporters. I hate the idiot redneck ones that instead of talking about the issues, they are more concerned with killing Obama, literally or trying to kill his character with ridiculous accusations.

Call this liberal media, oh fucking well.

[From The Marbles]

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