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This is the way to catch a baseball

Here is a video of a guy making a great baseball catch… with his beer. Then he finishes the beer.

That’s whats up. It really doesn’t get much better than that.

Actually, the only thing that would make it better is if Manny did it.

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Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders are cute and petite

So it’s official. When I go to the Olympics one day, you will only be able to catch be at the Volleyball games.

Who can decide between the female volleyball players and the cheerleaders?

I know I can’t. I’ll take them all.

[Photo Credit]

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Daily Fix: Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed

I’m gonna be coming home soon!

I’m in lust with Danielle Bux too. [Bright Black Internet]

This woman married Kyle Orton. [Busted Coverage]

Hot Cartoons and the Women Who Could Play Them…. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. [Asylum]

Even Sumo Wrestlers get high? [YBB]

Happy 21st Bday Red Bull. [CO-ED]

Adriana Lima have an ugly husband… but shes still hot. [NS4W]

Hilliary Duff is moderately attractive. [On 205th]

Jessica Simpson is out to ruin Texas. [Tasty Booze]

5 of the most annoying things about using NYC public transportation. [Uncoached]

Interesting game of cat and mouse. [Holy Taco]

Do you know how I know Yao Ming is gay? [Don Chavez]

Bikini Clad Dolphins Cheerleaders are fun! [TMZ]

How does Chris Henry still have a job? [BSO]

Leryn Franco is Hot; Sucks at Javelin though. [TWoI]

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Poor Lolo

Bad news for the much favored Lolo Jones and good news for the other United states runner Dawn Harper who went on to win the race.

Lolo was winning the race and unfortunately for her, she hit a hurdle and couldn’t recover in time.

Here’s a video of the heartbreaking finish in the Olympics Women’s 100 Meter hurdles in Beijing, China yesterday.

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Preseason isn’t all bad

For the most part, preseason football is usually pretty boring.

With changes like Brett Favre to the Jets and Aaron Rodgers taking over in Green Bay, there has been a lot of buzz around this preseason though. Way moreso than usual.

There really hasn’t been too much talk about a lot of other teams but here’s a memorable play from this years preseason via the Cleveland Browns.

Browns WR Syndric Steptoe had two TD catches including this amazing one vs. the Giants.

[Fan IQ]

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Bill Plaschke worships Shaqs statue

Can someone tell me why L.A. Times columnist, Bill Plaschke is doing worshiping a giant Shaq statue instead of covering the Beijing Olympics. [Don Chavez]

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Being Iranian can get you barred from the NBA

Imagine that you are a young man who’s only dream is to make it to the NBA. You have all the tools, you have the height and you have the skills.

The only thing that’s stopping you, is the country your from.

Hold on a second, the NBA is in the United States right? The US is supposed to be land of the brave and the home of the free. Employers here are supposed to be unbiased and everyone is supposed to have equal opportunity to get all jobs right?

I guess the Federal Government and the NBA don’t count.

A few teams have been interested in Iranian center Hamed Ehadadi, but it doesn’t look like they are going to be able to make a deal the center. Why? Blame Uncle Sam.

[T]he league office has sent a letter to its 30 teams instructing that they are forbidden to even discuss a contract with Ehadadi, Yahoo! Sports has learned.

In the letter, which was sent Friday, NBA legal counsel wrote: “It has come to our attention that representatives of Hamed Ehadadi, an Iranian basketball player, may be contacting NBA teams to discuss the possibility of signing Mr. Ehadadi to an NBA player contract. We have been advised that a federal statute prohibits a person or organization in the United States from engaging in business dealings with Iranian nationals.”

Apparently on top of being Iranian, this guy isn’t even supposed to be that great of a prospect so I wouldn’t expect to see any teams trying to jump through government hoops to get pick him up.

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Virtual Cheerleaders aren’t as fun

One of the very pleasant surprises of these Olympic games turned out to be the cheerleaders that showed up to show their Olympic spirit.

Ahhhh. Fresh dancing cheerleaders. That’s always very refreshing but here either China was cheap on the cheerleaders or the people who were in attendance just got jipped but either way, virtual cheerleaders just aren’t as good as the real thing.

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The Olympics in about 2 minutes

So I’ve been in and out of the Olympics the whole time it’s been on this year. I watch when Michael Phelps wins, the USA basketball dominates someone, or when women’s beach volleyball is on. I usually miss the fencing and the other crappy sports that come on.

If your anything like me, this video will help you to understand just how many crappy sports you might be missing during the olympics. Don’t worry, your not missing too much.

View The Olympics in about 2 minutes

Daily Fix: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


Sorry for the absence. I’ve been working on a new design for this site (you like?), as well as getting my next site ready to be launched (if you like sneakers and hip hop keep your ears out for that one), and I’ve been getting used to my new surroundings. Living with pops isn’t too bad (for now). I’m back on my grind now. Here’s some links.

Jenaveve Jolie is really fuckin hot… I would do her in all kinds of different ways. [HGoM]

Kanye West, Ne-Yo and Jim Jones shout out the Wizards… and none of them are even from DC! [YBB]

What happened to Daunte Culpepper… he was supposed to be good. [Sportaphile]

NSFW former Raiderette. [Don Chavez]

Olympic Volleyball has nice cheerleaders. [Busted Coverage]

The Wolves new Uni’s. [Slam Online]

Being fat and old doesn’t matter as long as you have some money. [BBI]

Charles Barkley enjoys Patron!! [AA]

Meghan Goods goodies. [Drunken Stepfather]

Kobe and LeBron are enjoying the view. [BSO]

USA all over Germany. [Sports Crunch]

Some people have too much time on their hands. [With Leather]

Yum Yum Yunjim Kim. [TWoI]

Romo-Simpson are here to stay. [SbB]

Kelly Brook looks pretty good in her bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

These guys look pretty relieved. [Uncoached]

Audrina Patridge in her bikini. [NS4W]

The Olympic style diet. [CO-ED]

I haven’t seen Christina Ricci in a while. [On 205th]

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