Jun 10 2009
20 Annoying Things That Your Smoking Buddies Do
Smoking is a great thing. It bring people together and helps them to bond while they are in a “higher” mind state. However, it’s not always the best experience. There are many times when people you are smoking with will do things that bother you so much that they can ruin your high. For all you know, you may even be the one doing these annoying things and you don’t even know. No wonder no one wants to smoke with you anymore.
Check out these 20 annoying things that your friends do either while smoking or involving smoking and make sure you don’t do any of them.
Talk too much – There is nothing that will blow your high faster than someone who will not stop talking. Especially if they are complaining about their problems. I don’t want to hear all that while I am high.
Wet Mouth – Getting a blunt/joint/pipe/whatever that is drenched in your saliva after you hit it is one of the worst things you can do. It closes up the hole and it’s disgusting. Don’t do it.
Cough too much – Everyone coughs a little but if you’re coughing up a lung, pass the blunt and go get some water or something.
Constantly ask if you are high – Yes, I’m high. Now shut up.
Act like they aren’t high – If you aren’t high then why are you over here wasting my weed then?
Hold on to the blunt and talk and not smoke – I HATE this. Pass it!! What are you waiting for? You can still tell your story just the same with the blunt in my hand. In fact, it’s better off that way.
Mess up rotation – Can’t do it! You have to make sure that the blunt is in constant motion. Moving from one person to the next, seamlessly. We don’t need any hold ups or passing it to the wrong person.
Talk about how high they are too much – I don’t need to hear how STONED you are, every sentence. Thanks though.
Mess up the dutch – Learning how to twist up a blunt is something that you should do on your own and maybe one other person. If you have big groups and you attempt to twist up but you mess up the blunt, that’s a huge fail. If you are no confident with how you twist up, then just don’t do it.
Don’t put in any cash – Everyone wants to smoke, not everyone wants to pay. ANNOYING!
Steal/lose lighters – Nothing transfers ownership amongst stoners more than lighters. Sometimes I even make a conscious effort to keep track of my light but it still gets lost.
Bring up politics – There are certain things that you shouldn’t talk about while high and politics is definitely on that list. No one wants to hear you and your friend going at it about whether or not Barack Obama should be president while they are stoned. Those conversations go on forever and will almost certainly ruin your high.
Let the blunt go out and then pass it – It should be a rule to have to relight before passing, I know when I handed it to you that it was lit.
Pass it without ashing first – I hate when your friends don’t ash and they give it to you with a ton of ash on the end that is just waiting to fall right onto your shirt.
Pinch the bag – Such a dishonorable thing to do but lots of people do it, even your friends.
Bring other friends who smoke but don’t throw in cash – You have to contribute if you are going to hit the blunt. If it happens one time, we might be able to live with it but if you constantly show up right when we are about to spark up and you are always broke, we’ve got a problem.
Don’t pack the bowl after you have packed it twice in a row – I know I am not the only one with weed here and I am not just going to keep the bowl full for everyone else. I can do that on my own, without you here.
Turn on crappy music – …or change from my music. If we are in the car or something, keep your mitts off of my radio.
Be greedy with connects – You ever have a friend that has a great connect but don’t want to connect you with them. Almost as if they want to be the middle man. That’s not cool.
Constantly hit on you while high – This one usually isn’t an issue for me so much as it is for females. I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though.
I want to hear from you guys. What other annoying things do your friends do that can ruin your high?
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This is why I smoke I only smoke with veterans.
"I hear females complain about guys that will only smoke them up when they are trying to bone them. At least they get free smoke out of the deal though."
Why would you complain about that? if it was me I'd smoke and leave. Why else would you smoke a girl up for free though? if shes just a friend she'll throw in.
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@Phil – Exactly…
@Chris good point. By that logic, smoking up a chick you are trying to bone could go on the list if she is not putting in or putting out….
man for a pothead you have a lot of complaints. you never fuck up when you're high?
Re- Being greedy w/ connects-
You're way off base with this, sorry. Way worse is "Keep asking me who I buy from and can I introduce you to him". Look, if you ask me who my hook-up is and I don't tell you it's because a) dude is smart and low-key and doesn't want me bringing strangers to him or b) because I'm making money/pinching off the deal.
You know who keeps asking about connects after they are told "no"? Narcos. You're not a narco, are you? Then quit asking.
Re- Being greedy w/ connects-.
I agree 100%, and will add this, you have to protect your dude you can't be out in gatherings dropping his name. You don't take people over there unless that's what he/she wants, usually a soft intro is in order. And if someone has a good hook up and they help you out, you had better appreciate it. I know I like to keep my crimes down to misdemeanors, and I'm not sure what it is in your state but here if I gave you a bag for nothing that is distribution.
There are some majorly uncool people out there, you have to watch out for them.
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I hate it when people 'pack' the pipe after it's been hit… it forces the burnt crap into the screen, forcing premature cleaning or worse, clogging while trying to hit it. Fluffy bowls make for better hits.
Oh, another thing… if I bring stash to a party, it's my stash. Don't offer the party to smoke up, 'cause I might not have enough for everybody. I don't mind sharing, but for some reason people get pissed off at ME when I don't have enough ganj for 20 people. Who do I look like, Tommy freakin' Chong?
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About the whole "free smoke, tryna bone" thing..Damn, I can't stand chicks who mooch off everyone else, or use their body for weed. Like bitches blowin boys for blunts [..thats a mouthful
..] I'll be toking up with a male buddy of mine, and a girl will try and cut in by rubbing up against him, and she'll get so disappointed to hear its mine, lol.
If a girl is EXPECTING free weed from a dude or troop of dudes, they deserve to get hit on. Plain and simple.
As a stoner girl, I'd like to declare my independence from "stoner girls" who smoke occasionally and on others dimes. They give us a grimey rep. I happen to share, smoke and buy my OWN stash, on a daily basis.
Enter text right here! OMG- the whole hold the L and not smoke thing!!!!!! My main smoke partner is notorious for this….he does it so much that a lot of times I forget we damn smoking….We go back and forth all the time about him "babysitting" the piece…then he'll spark it again, take one toke and start the cycle all over again….and I hate a motherfucka that pass the damn blunt knowing damn well it done went out and not even have the courtesy to tell me……arrrgh!
Agree with above.
I got a great connection, going on years.
How has it lasted that long? Smart, low key. No info for anyone but veterans.
Young dumb kids almost got me in trouble this weekend, no chance they’re gonna meet the real guy.
I hate it when this doucher mark solazzo packs nuggets without breaking them up
TOTAL FAG!
i'm a stoner and a girl, but i've never actually like blatantly used myself or body or whatnot to get free green. most people just share. maybe it's cause they still get to look at my ginormous tits, but i haven't yet been like "i'll give ya a bj for some skrill!!" i buy my own too, man. share and share alike. but, hey, if the guy's hot and i get weed outta hit- hell, i'll at least show him my tatas if he asks. XD
the on thing i hate in this whole wide world is when people do not clean the weed. take out those damn stems and seeds. i have seen seeds pop out the joint and or blunt and land on something or someone and burn the cowboy shyt outta ya. one guy i was smoking with had a cherry pop and it landed inside of his shoe , he had on no socks and he had on shorts. my aunt either does not clean her weed or half ass does it. makes the blunt smoke funny , and sounds like a damn fire cracker going off. it takes me about 10 min to clean my weed. why so long you ask? cleaner weed , and a smoother smoke. everything else above i can tolerate , stuffing you pipe or blunt with uncleaned weed , drives me insane.
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thats definitely at the top of my list… definitely
Being "greedy with connects" is the utmost BS. You just can't introduce someone randomly to a connect, that's shady as fuck. People usually find connects on their own as time goes on; nothing should be forced. I honestly think no one is greedy in terms of connects. Connects are very special, as it has always been.
I agree with most of the list… people constantly talking about how high they are, asking you how high you are, holding the L and not smoking, mess up rotation, mess the blunt/joint up, get it all wet (pause) thats so fucking annoying, talking too much, all that shit nigga! Seriously all that shit just ruins the whole experience imo.
I used to smoke everyday with the same group of five people and we went to the same school too… we had a good thing… then all of a sudden everyone at that school who was mildly interested in weed wanted to smoke with us and that ruined our group forever cause all these fucker noobs dont know proper weed etiquette + then the group gets way overcrowded.
Shit thats also annoying: – when ur smoking and your smoke buddy will see someone walking by/call someone and invite them to come smoke. I dont really have a problem with that but this chick i used to smoke with did that shit all the time, like you go from smoking a blunt with one other person and then all of a sudden there's 7 people wanting to hit that blunt. I mean WTF you doing bitch! fuckin bullshit.
My MAJOR gripe is when someone asks you if you want to smoke and then they only put a pinch
of stuff in their pipe. And then THATS IT. WTF!
Why waste my time, why smoke if its not going to work? Really though…, why get my hopes up about smoking? That annoys me like no other. I think Ill call that "Blue Lungs"
Also, I HATE listening to peoples workday or long stories when I'm smoking. NOBODY CARES!!
how about smoking and the same person, always, ALWAYS has to spill either the bong or a brew at some point. Like, get some fucking motor skills homie! how you gonna spill the same beer twice in the same spot in the span of 10 minutes, need to housebreak your clumsy ass. put traffic cones up around you or somethin!
Dumb ass kids who get so damn paranoid they spray the whole fuckin place up with air freshener or people who talk hella shit about how good bomb they can get or good deals they can get and it's all bs!
I went to a college where the male to female ratio was 20 to 1. Being on of the only girls, I always made sure I either had weed to share, of money to throw donw. There is nothing more annoying then people who do pay their dues.
It's supossed to be"people who DON'T pay their dues." Bad type.
Yes, I'm a stoner girl. I smoke everyday and can tell you the name of aaany shit by the smell. I don't like this whole reputation of girls bumming off guys for weed. It pisses me off because, first of all, all of my friends and I always have weed everyday, but we also share with everybodyyy.
Yes, I'm a stoner girl. I smoke everyday and can tell you the name of aaany shit by the smell. I don't like this whole reputation of girls bumming off guys for weed. It pisses me off because, first of all, all of my friends and I always have weed everyday, but we also share with everybodyyy.
And, it's sad that some people don't want to share because if there's an extra person there i'm so down to smoke them up and i keep throwing down because i love when everybody's high.
so fuck them niggas that think girls always take weed,
and fuck all the girls that actually do it.
maybe it's just me because i'm constantly baked, but usually everybody gets higher than me from less shit than i need and then some guys just won't get off of me, even after i smoke them up.
guyssss, when a girl smokes you up and tells you to get off of her, back the fuck uppp
Joe E i agree with you 100% it pisses me off when the same person blows out the fresh bowl 3 times in one night, i mean shit if your ganna cough that much at least bowl the piece away from you. another thing that annoys me is when you tell your buddy that the bong has to much water and they shit there trying to convince you "no man it's perfect lemme just hit it." then they go an hit it and suck bong water all up the sides, onto there lips, and all over he mouth piece then complain about it like its not their fault.
The thing that really gets to me mostly is the music thing. I am a musician and I smoke every once in a while with my buddies. When we do it at my place I always put some good music on but there's always some dick who just wants to put some shitty music on. If your smoking at my place your going to listen to MY music, respect the music. Listening to some Led Zep, Jimi Hendrix or The Doors and then suddenly it changes to some rap shit, not cool.
i hate wen people start trippin out real bad cuz there light weights. and it just blows your hight. pisses me off.
Be greedy with connects – You ever have a friend that has a great connect but don't want to connect you with them. Almost as if they want to be the middle man. That's not cool.
for real man if they were to take you there they would be watched if you know any thing about being a connect. NO NEW FACES
Duuuuuude, you're so right on all of these rules! This shit happens all of the time…….
I HATE it when my friends wont give me a good connect i buy alot of weed and i hate the middle man bullshit!
Yeah, and for me the grinding and cleaning the weed before you smoke it is like a little ritual to pay homage to the weed gods for allowing this wonderful plant. when you get seeds and stems it doesn't taste as good, and like you said those seeds can pop like hell!
and where you smoking when you wrote this.. ?
only kidding.. agree with ya and all..
blue balls is still worst..
Maybe you can tell the names of SOME shit by the smell, from your local dispensary(ies), but there are way too many strains and far too many similarities in smell to accurately and consistently differentiate between strains simply by smell.
PS: Girls that go around trying to get smoked up for free because they're hot, should HAVE to put out for being such manipulative whores -_-
I hate it when they let me pack a bowl in front of them and then they don’t smoke.
I also hate it when they use words like prerrrogative or frabjous.
And f*ing forget it, when they breathe out. Like what the fuck, I’m smoking here and you’re contaminating my air with carbonous exhalations. EWWW
I hate it when my buds decide to check their minnow traps half-way through a giant blunt.
It is ridiculous when they google common items like pandas and kittens while high.
After smoking with you, moving on to heavier drugs and underachieving for the rest of their lives in shitty tourist trap towns.
Not passing before fighting a grizzly-bears with plastic lightsabre toys.
While smoking, compiling a list of stuff to bitch about the slightest shit that can happen while smoking.
friendlessly getting high and writing sarcastic comments on message boards.
just wanted to add to holding the blunt and talking without smoking. I knew one kid that would milk a bong and then continue to talk without holdng the top and i would just watch the smoke drift out. Then when he was done with his story he would milk it up again…..so frustrating
Can’t agree more, Filip
dude, not ALL girlsbum for weed!! I think it depends on where your from & who you hang wit
cuz yeah, i do know some girls that might do that
but I hang with my homie & da gitls mostly buy the weed
before i moved, i sed to burn with my stoney bud like 3x a day! once before school, once after, and once at night.
abd whenever she had guys or girls friends with us, the guys usually were da broke ones & never paid up!!
i've got a bag right now, and you can have greenz hunny.
I didn't read through the comments but you forgot a couple:
-When someone prematurely tries to grab the blunt out of your hand
-When someone asks for the blunt (you'll get it nigga, fuckin chill)
-When you take more hits than previously stated by everyone else (puff puff pass, triple puff pass, whatever, set the rule with the group, usually it's already established) [basically CHIEFING]
-if you paid for everyone to smoke on your blunt (say its a dub), this is the ONLY time it's okay to take three hits to everyone's two. You paid for everyone, it's your bud, it's okay to take a little more. Just don't be completely unfair.
one of my BIGGEST problems with fucking noobs, and even some people who claim to smoke everyday for years:
-torching the whole fucking bowl. Save the friggin greens for EVERYONE in the group, or don't smoke at all. If you're going to be a greedy asswipe stealing all of the green hit, FUCK YOU. You don't know how to properly smoke. CORNERING is ETIQUETTE! Corner the god damn bowl. (this is why blunts are better, everyone is getting a good hit, no worry about ashy hits, which actually leads into my next point)
-When you get the ash hit of the bowl, and don't get any weed at all, and you pass it back to the person packing the bowl, and, after they pack the bowl, start the rotation from the beginning, either skipping you and/or everyone after you (until the person who packs the bowl's turn). The person who gets the ash hit gets to take the first hit from the bowl. ALWAYS. Do not be a prick about this rule.
-people who constantly complain about how other people are smokin DURING THE SESSION (save your bitching, just don't invite them again)
-The occasional "way to nigga lip this, dude" is definitely allowed though (that shit aint acceptable)
-talking shit about other people's rolling before you even see them roll. Even worse, talking shit about someone else's roll, you taking the rolling job instead, and then you fucking it up. Worst yet, combine 1 and 2 but add that the person who's roll job got shit talked's blunt was better.
-coughing or being loud when you're trying to be quiet (coughing in any other circumstance where its okay to be loud is okay. who the fuck cares if you cough a lot? as long as you don't hold up the smoking for more than 5 seconds, you're fine)
-when someone passes above the dash when driving. Keep that shit low nigga.
haha I never have this problem cuz i live in Holland!!
Here almost no one has connects, everyone just buys weed from the coffeeshops. You can just go to a 'coffeeshop' which is just a store where you can buy weed. Man I love my country for that
I've been smoking regularly for years, and I'd never smoke with you man. Too many rules, this is supposed to be a chill experience.
dude so wrong. as long as no smoke "puffs" out ur not wasting any. for niggaz that want a bigger hit, lettem light that shit. I meen a rollin bowl hits, but so does a sparked one.
id yea id only say that the person who packs the bowl ALWAYS gets first hit, then person who got ashy hit can have second, and if they know howto corner well, second is just as good
dude u kno that pisses you off man he just wrought out the list that you know u hate
u kno the friend u dont smoke with because of one of these reasons
dude yes i understand what ur getting at
and bitches blowing boys for blunts XDDDD
but girls don't all wase expect that and if some bitch wanted to get in your pants even if u didn't like her if she was gunna smoke you out you know for a fact that u would get at that now no one should complain for that bullashit
dude if its in a bowl u dont have to and that way its less likely to fall out plus you can pack it up much higher up
when you just rolled a blunt that isnt all that good and a dude you can tell doesnt smoke alot has the freakin nerve to tell you that you need to learn to roll better that basically just makes me want to light the blunt just to push it in there eye and tell them to roll there own god damn blunt assholes
That's fine.. more for me.
for the one that says chicks complaining about getting hit on after being smoked up.. its dissing the guys. not the girls. its pretty much saying guys will smoke chicks up to get with them, ive seen it plenty of times. guys that will wanna smoke me up and when were all high they try and get wit me. its not saying that girls put their bodies out, its saying guys try to get a girl by smoking them up. doesnt mean the girl lets them.
the minnow trap hahahaha. the blunt is the simplest it gets. just a lighter and the spice! too bad ur friends missed the simplicity. No point of putting out a flame that is warming up your home… I guess i would have to smoke the bleez by myself!
dude is complaining to much about how stingy he is with his weed true stoners all get repaid in the end
California is on the progress of "New Holland". In Oakland actually have the Blue Sky Coffee place and they literally named Oaksterdam. They also have the university where they teach all of the medical marijuana law shit, how to grow them and etc. And there are more and more cannabis club where people that could go in and buy their shit without having going through any connections. Sometimes the connections would give you the bullshit weed. Looking forward for the new revolution soon in America!
I totally hate when someone just pass the shit as if they wanted to be seen by other drivers. Pass it low, dude, keep it discreet!
how bout complaining that your friends are annoying to blaze with.. cause this article annoyed the shit outta me lol
i agree with the telling a story while holding the blunt/joint. also if youre gunna try and do little smoke tricks like rings or whatever, try on your last hit then pass. i got this one friend we call tbag and hes always trying to do stupid shit on his first hit, so while hes fuckin around the joint/blunt is just burning away getting wasted.
i love politics and ive had some of my greatest discussions when im stoned with my buddies talking about shit like that
and just cuz your my friend doesnt mean you get my connects. if my connect wants to meet you cuz ive mention u enough sure thats fine but yes ill middle man a for you.
people who complain about not getting greens when they didnt pitch on it
I hate when you are smoking at a friends, and their friends come over and act like tools. I love to share and meet new ppl. But when I'm the one packing the bowl….its kind of a bummmer_female stoner
omfg when people start a story right before they take their hits its so fucking annoying.
when the blunt clip gets taken by someone who didnt even pay or someone who didnt pay smokes and then they wont smoke you up later. fuck that.
when people smoke cigarettes while the buds still being smoked its annoying. once you light a bogie-your out. i smoke cigarettes and i wait. its etiquette.
when youre done smoking and one person doesnt have a boge. ill give one cig out at the end of smoking bud if someone doesnt have one. id want them to do the same for me cus a newport after a blunt is the best shit.
when someone laughs into the bowl or bong. its the equivalent of dropping a blunt or spilling alcohol. so aggravating
when someone tells you their dealer is good, you go get your money and come back, then they ask their dealer and find out you cant get bud. dont say you can get something if you cant.
when you smoke with people and someone leaves right after your done to go hangout with another group of people. that shits rude.
if someone takes you on a blunt ride, or drives you to get the bud-but doesnt throw down money, they can get down on the bud if they ask. you wouldnt even be smoking if it werent for them.
i buy my own shit every day, but sometimes when im low on cash ill ask a friend to help me out, because id do the same for my friends. i dont want to get hit on. im not trying to fuck some guy to get in on his blunt, ill straight up ask you if i could blaze it. if you say no, thats cool. i have my boyfriend and it pisses me off when guys think im going to fuck them just because theyre smoking me out. on the other hand, i do hate those bitches who rub up against guys to try to smoke. go be a real stoner and roll your own damn blunt.
You complain way too much. Most of the points on the list are things we don't give a shit about.
I usually burn with seasoned tokers, but somkin with a couple herb virgins once in a while is actually pretty awesome & hilarious lol
haha, pretty good stuff
Putting on crappy music definitely, especially when your hotboxing a car. Good music is essential.
Another thing is when you're hot boxing a car and afterwards you're basking in the wonderful delicious aroma of a freshly smoked blunt in tight quarters and someone lights a god damn cigarette. Some people don't seem to understand the difference between a fat $20 blunt of kush and a .15 cent Newport cigarette, or that people who don't smoke cigarettes don't want to be stuck in a little box with you sharing your air if you've got to have a cigarette after you finish your blunt. aaaaaaannoying
You're all a bunch of fags. For being stoners you take the shit waaay too seriously. Lighten the fuck up and enjoy it for what it is. A bonding experience with your buddies. No offense to the medicinal users out there but 90% of us don't use it for "medicinal purposes". Peace nigs.
one that gets me the most is the "pretending i'm not high" deal. like are they trying to prove something? just chill back n enjoy mang!
100% on the spot. i think you should put in this because i know everyone knows a guy that smokes half of the thing on one turn and you end up with the damn roll and it`s more fucked up when there are a lot of people that way none of us get high and he`s fuck`n passed out
worst thing ever, shitty rollers….if you can't roll the shit, don't try when your with other people, learn how on your own fucking time. there is one girl that almost never has her own weed (and if she does it's someone else's who gave it to her) yet she gets high every day. Very rarely does she have a sac. I don't always have money to chip in, but I ALWAYS bring weed when i hang out with my friends
my friend complains about never getting a first hit, when he's just along for the ride. seeing as how we just used a crappy homemade bowl every time, this is almost a problem, but hes really clumsy and is always blowing out the bowl and stuff too, so he is just lucky to get some green in the first place.
There’s always that one person who coughs into the pipe or bong and the first couple of times is pretty funny, but then it gets pretty annoying and it’s a waste of weed.